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Seems like everyone is sick right now. Please check in with your ailment and meds. That way we know who to stay away from and what drugs we can cop off you.


Ailment: Broncitis
Drugs: Vicodin Tussin and Bioxin Antibiotics
Sexual

Masturbation
None

NyQuil
Hangnail

Demoral
AIDS

Robitussin.
Herniated Disc

Ibuprofen
Broken Leg

Robitussin
Rub some tussin on it, boy.
I thought it was funny that the prescription syrup i got actually says VICODIN TUSSIN on it. I kid you not.
Pink Eye

Preparation H
Anal Warts

Topical creme and a blunt.
Genital warts

Robitussin
Canker Sores

Tums
If the bottle is almost empty, add some water...MORE TUSSIN
Why is it some women don't wanna give up the big piece of chicken? Some women won't give it up, WHO THE FUCK IS YOU, TO TAKE THE BIG PIECE OF CHICKEN?
We don't need prayer in schools...WE NEED THE TOSSED SALAD MAN IN SCHOOL...Hey Billy, you gotta D, guess what...NOOOOOO, IMA LEARN TO READ
Strained groin, twisted knee, wrist contusion, headache, exhaustion,

water and caffeine.
I ain't never been to jail.

YOU AIN'T SUPPOSED TO, LOW EXPECTATION HAVING MOTHERFUCKER!!!
Flu-like cold


Medication: Vitamins, Tylenol Flu & Cold, Juice
hangover

:fuggin:
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