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I hate not having a function.

I hate eye boogers that pop out of your eye at the WORST moments.

I hate people who jump to conclusions.

I HATE stupid uninformed Mets fans.

i know it was mentioned already but i fucking hate telemarketers!!

i have caller id so if i see unknown #, out of area or private caller i often times answer by screaming into the phone(using my best oriental voice impersonation) "HELLO, HUNAN WOK!!!!!"

i do do this running the risk of screaming in an oriental voice into my wife's ear because her work # comes up as out of area.



Edited By LZMF1 on Feb. 26 2002 at 4:30

I like people who make something out of nothing.

I like people who take things too serious.

I like people who jump to conclusions.

:thumbs-up: I hate sarcasm. :bouncer:

I hate idiot drivers who....
.... think they can pull out in front of you and accelerate fast enough that you won't hit them when you're 15 feet away

.... tailgate when you're going over the speedlimit and then get pissed when you deicde to drop below the limit to let them know to get off your ass

.... get in their cars and drive when I'm on the road


I hate people who don't respect your opinions and try to force you to choose sides

I hate people who get pissy and defensive when you're simply trying to help them out

I hate clipping my toenails.. you have to twist your legs in order to reach them and they're tough as hell 9at least the big toe)

I hate females... they got no love for the magoo

I hate having to watch my pornos with the volume down so the neighbors and the roommate don't know I'm.... nevermind...

magus, i think you forgot the one about hating when they cut the sausage up before putting it on your pizza neak: :p

Quote:I hate clipping my toenails.. you have to twist your legs in order to reach them and they're tough as hell 9at least the big toe)

Umm well if you lost some of that gut, you could just sit in a chair and reach down and cut them , while your feet are stil on the floor. Fat ASS :bouncer: :bouncer: :bouncer:

I hate adults/parents who abuse children. What the fuck is their malfunction?

I hate people who are in front of you at the check out and have a cart full of shit that they want rung up on three different bills!

I hate mating socks and washing the silverware

Brokenjaw Wrote:Umm well if you lost some of that gut, you could just sit in a chair and reach down and cut them , while your feet are stil on the floor. Fat ASS :bouncer: :bouncer: :bouncer:

Ladies and gentlemen, yeah, as if, this may be the first time that magoo was ragged on for something else besides lick male crotch. :bouncer: :bouncer:

I hate when I am hungry but there is no food in the room and I'm too lazy to go out and get food. It's a pain I experience everyday. God, why did you make me such a lazy fuck?

when people let their kids run around the store getting in everyone's way. god, sometimes i'm just so tempted to spank them myself. when people have more than 12 items in the 12 items or less line, and i have too much of a consience to use the 5 items or less because i have 7 or 8 items. when they bag your groceries and put all the heavy stuff in one bag, i.e. 2 bottles of soda and a carton of milk when all i have in the other hand is some bread and pasta. if i wanted one arm longer than the other i'd go to the um arm stretching clinic. yeah, i just got back from the grocery store, can ya tell :burnfucker: :burnfucker: :burnfucker:

BAH!! I was thin as a rail in middle school and I STILL had to twist all around to reach my feet.. I got stilts for legs man.. either that or T-rex arms...

And ohh.. I'm fat.. never heard THAT one before

i hate when i'm stuck at home on a saturday night, bored out of my mind and there's no posts for over an hour :disappointed:

I hate that long wait for the weed guy to show up..........

Women who think its okay to leave their bloody tampons either floating in the toilet or on the floor in public restrooms.

People who automatically assume that just because your friend is a guy you're dating.

Black men who call me vanilla and then get mad that I don't want to talk to them.

Women who have the balls to look at my chest and then comment about how they're not real....I can fucking hear.

People who honk at you for not speeding through the E-Zpass lane....it's 5mph I don't need a ticket and points on my license thank you.

Foot Cramps in the middle of the night

Losing a good sneeze

Quote:I hate people who tell you they like you for who you are and then try to change you.

A-Fucking-Men!

I hate Maynard

I hate Ice Cream headaches :roflmao:



Edited By Kim on Feb. 24 2002 at 2:38

Kim Wrote:Foot Cramps in the middle of the night

What I hate more than foot cramps are calve cramps. I have gotten these fuckers in the midst of deep sleep since I was 15 and they just kill. :pissed: :pissed:

I hate talking on the phone.