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Which brand is the real thing?

I'd suggest putting more effort into getting pussy

That will elminate the need to come up with new and weird ways of jacking off

Who needs to go out and get a chick when you can walk 10 feet and get old reliable mr. towel?

I hope you and your towel have a happy marriage

Yeah I hope the towel will enjoy it up in Vermont. She's got a hot sister if, if you want her number you know how to contact me.

Do you put the towel back on your head when you are done? Is that how you sand people make it stay on?

No we use donkey shit for that.

That's what I though Abdul.

Couch cushions and some lotion, preferably a leather couch.

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stop harrassing me in aim. you can't have any of my towels you bastard.

Resistance is futile. Just give up the towels non-violently.

This is another one of those terrorist schemes, it has nothing to do with masturbation. The towel heads just want more of our towels.

Yes, they figure we won't notice them if they're wearing American towels

Well, that was different. I am at a loss of words. That was one of the most messed up posts that I have ever witnessed. ummmm... yeah. :clueless:

i am at a complete loss for words. i still can't believe he thinks a towel is more gooder than pussy

At least a towel won't complain when you fall asleep right afterwards :lol:

A towel is better than cutting a hole into a warm watermelon? Paaaaleeeeease!

To compare pussy to a towel one must first experience pussy.

I can't believe that Gomez is trying to convince us that he never masturbates.