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I've had a bad back for about seven years now.

One year, when I was in highschool, there was a huge snowstorm. The entire basktball court was covered over in at least a foot of ice. There was a big snow mound underneath one of the rims. We all decided to jump off the mounds to the rims so we could get up real high and dunk. After I dunked a ball, I was hanging on the rim and my fingers slipped. I landed right onto the small of my back on the ice, hard. I couldn't feel my legs for a minute and almost blacked out. Eventually, I was alright. Needless to say ever since then I've had a really bad lower back.

Anyway, I went bowling the other day and I guess I aggrivated it pretty bad because I'm seriously hurting. It hurts to sit. It hurts to stand. It hurts to lay down.

I can't take it.

Help. :-(



Edited By IrishAlkey on 1036704717

can i have silera until you get better?

Hybrid, that was just uncalled for! Show some sympathy.


Does Silera need some comforting in your time of great pain buddy? Anything I can do, just holler. :thumbs-up:

Of course.

Fuck. You shitty vultures.

I should've been here sooner. :-(

I think alkey needs some :fuggin: to make him feel better.


Whaddya say pal?

woohoo :keke:

I JUST FUCKING SLIPPED ON THE RUG IN MY KITCHEN!1111!!!11!!!!!1

FUCKING SHOOT ME!1!!111!!!!

Isn't your beer wench there to go to the kitchen for you?

is silera ok?!?!!!?

Here:

Chiropractor
Percoset

Look these terms up for inspriation about your options.

<3 Percs

Bad backs suck, I threw mine out last Memorial Day. Everyone else is at a BBQ, and I'm in the ER hoping I get prescribed some serious painkillers.

I also have shitty knees, which I'm told is common in tall-folk. When I was just starting high-school, I was playing stickball one weekend and for whatever reason I took a swing, my right knee twisted in the most unnatural way, and I was on crutches for a month. The doctor said I has "weak-knee syndrome" (there was a fancier name, I just don't remember it). My two options were get surgery or live with it. Surgery meant serious downtime and a 40% chance of a limp. Living with it meant I couldn't play competitive sports (like football, which was a dream I had - the only reason I went to the high-school I went to was because of their football program). So , I lived with it. I figured that jumping into a football career with one bad knee would only mean my career would've been cut short, and I didn't see the point of asking for more trouble.

It depresses me that I really can't play any serious sports, but I can fuck around - I just gotta be careful. Oh, and 2 years after the right knee went out, my left knee did the same (I tripped on a raised sidewalk) but it didn't pop out as bad as the first one. So, a bad back, two shitty knees - it's a wonder I can have sex.

Do you think anyone cares goatweed? This thread is about alkey's back. Stop trying to make it about you, you attention whore.

Alkey, if it makes you feel any better, I'm in excellent health. Hang in there, there is still hope.

Oh great, so when Alkey is 80, he'll be in good health?

Quote:Oh great, so when Alkey is 80, he'll be in good health?

And I will be 95 and still in better health than him.

I think I have the Bubonic plague.

Liar, you'll be 95 next week.

black growths under your arms and between your legs?