i'm thankful for.....
my folx, and i do miss them since their move to SC
that my knees haven't given out yet
my current employment situation
my friends
that i feel i can finally trust woman
greenage
and that turkey day means 4 day binge
and since i'm spending thanxgiving alone
anyone passing through Edison is more then welcome to stop by
food, liquor and weed already there
that's not a cry for attention
really, it's not :fuggin:
Quote:that i feel i can finally trust woman
:thumbs-up: so you won't think it was me if I steal all your towels
folx = folks = parents :thumbs-up:
I be edjamacated from all themz yearz in Collidge :thumbs-up:
folx investmentz paid off
Quote:and since i'm spending thanxgiving alone
You can come to my house. I'm making an 18 lb turkey (stuffing, gravy, mashed potatoes, chocolate pudding, apple pie, string beans) for 3 people...one of whom probably won't be in any condition to eat.
Happy Thanksgiving everyone! :-)
Happy Thanksgiving all.
Quote:Thanksgiving - count your blessings
If you have food in the refrigerator, clothes on
your back, a roof overhead and a place to sleep ...
you are richer than 75% of this world.
If you have money in the bank, in your wallet, and
spare change in a dish someplace ... you are among
the top 8% of the world's wealthy.
If you woke up this morning with more health than
illness ... you are more blessed than the million
who will not survive this week.
If you have never experienced the danger of battle,
the loneliness of imprisonment, the agony of
torture, or the pangs of starvation...you
are ahead of 500 million people in the world.
If you can attend a church meeting without fear of
harassment, arrest, torture, or death ... you are
more blessed than three billion people in the world.
If your parents are still alive and still married
...you are very rare, even in the United States.
If you hold up your head with a smile on your face
and are truly thankful ... you are blessed because
the majority can, but most do not.
If you can hold someone's hand, hug them or even
touch them on the shoulder ... you are blessed
because you can offer healing touch.
If you can read this message, you just received a
double blessing in that someone was thinking of you,
and furthermore, you are more blessed than over two
billion people in the world that cannot read at all.
A reminder to count your blessings!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING
Enjoy the day off. :thumbs-up:
I'm thankful for the little baby Jesus.
And marijuana.
Here is a funny poem someone sent me:
Quote:TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING
TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING, BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP,
I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS, I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP,
THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED - THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE,
BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT,
TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION,
THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION,
SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR,
AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE,
I GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES,
PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES,
I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND,
'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE GROUND,
I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING, FLOATING INTO THE SKY,
WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE,
BUT, I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES,
HAPPY EATING TO ALL PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE,
MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY, MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP,
MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP,
MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE,
MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS.
I'm thankful for Guinness - and like Danked, I'm also thankful for marijuana :fuggin:
What about the little baby Jesus?
I'm sure he's thankful for Guinness and marijuana as well.