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I'm stuck here at work and it fucking sucks. My office is close to empty. Maybe 20 people here. WTF??? Why are you making us work? FUCK YOU BITCHES!

a little diddy for all the working stiffs today....




Pumpin' 4 the Man
ween

it's a nine mile walk
from the office to the pumps
sometimes you think you're gonna drop
in the end you're filthy dirty
horny and pissed off
and before you can leave u gotta sweep the fuckin' shop
it's a real real bitch
to be workin' 4 the man
but shit i do it well so what the fuck
i could probly wash dishes
at some other fuckin' dump
but it's all the same to me
bustin' ass 2 make a buck

so read 'em up + stick 'em
pump that fucker good
some woman down on main st. needs a jump
get your fingers outta your ass
and pump some faggot's gas
and think about how bad new hope sucks

it's a piss poor life
when the ladies fire u up
and then u check their oil and know you're fucked
'cuz no one wants a loser
who works for 5 an hour
smells like gas, looks like shit
works in the rain - rude as Hell

i can fix a tire like hurricane melinda
i know that i'm the best for what it's worth
so if i choose to help you
don't look like you expect it
'cuz it's a gift that god gave me at birth

so read 'em up + stick 'em
pump that fucker good
some woman down on main st. needs a jump
get your fingers outta your ass
and pump some faggot's gas
and think about how bad new hope sucks

Eeep. Why do you have to work today? If it makes you feel better, I have only $1.45 in my bank account.

Quote:I have only $1.45 in my bank account.

That's the reason I'm working today. So I have MORE than $1.45.

My office is closed...I can't work today. I'm going to the Coinstar machine later after I shake down my piggie bank.

Woo hoo!

I think I'm gonna have to hit the coinstar soon too.

Poor Maymay. He has to work today.

You gonna entertain me Lunalicious?

Coinstar?

Yeah...coinstar is the thing where you pour all your loose change in, it counts it, and gives you cash!

Quote:You gonna entertain me Lunalicious?

OK!!!
::dances like Elaine Bennis::

I was gonna go Coinstar-ing too, today.... weird...

my bank changes change to cash without a coinstar-esque service fee if you have an account

Where would one find these coinstar doohickeys?

At your local supermarket.

I'm technically "working", and getting paid pretty Damn well technically doing it.

So much for the technicalities... LOL@MAYMAY :lol:

yeah i'm "technically" working and getting paid to not "technically" work. i rule!!!!

Must be the neighborhood...

i just got 20 bucks from my dad. technically.

j'union city public assistance beeeeyotch