:bouncer: can I go??!! I don't want to live in the office under those terrible lights anymore!
fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine i'll go
You can tend to the goats.
It'll be so much fun! See you round the bonfire later... we'll form a drum circle.
Sorry, we're all vegan here. No marshmellows.
i'll join, but only if you allow marshmallows and chocolate... :fuggin:
you're not a vegan you liar
(Shhhh... don't tell the others and I'll give you a steak too.)
oh, i guess you really are a vegan.
(ok man. we'll keep it hush hush.)
SHENANIGANS!!!
where's my steak?
this man is crazy and speaking nonsense.
(we must take him out before he squeals.)
This man is obviously insane.
(Throw him on the fire! We'll eat him too!)
goatweed, come join us by the fire! get warm and be merry!
(on three we push him in. 1...2...)
I'm fine where I am - and I'm quite warm enough, thank you.
(I can hear you plotting to cook me, and I'm not gonna fall for it)
No worries, friend. We are all brothers and sisters here.
(How can he hear us? You fucking told him everything, didn't you?!?!?)
have fun and live life to the fullest!
(i told him nothing. i bet his rich ass has all kinds of spy gear.)
Thanks - it's great to be welcomed with such open arms!
(No spy gear - though I have plenty - I just have super sensitive hearing. Look, if you give me some steak, I'll keep it hush-hush too - I can keep a secret)
