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Quote:This way you'll have at least a year and a half of good fucking before the loooong dry spell kicks in.

One can only dream...

Quote:I cried when Family Ties ended. And today the fucking mayor's press conference preempted my soap opera. So now I too hate Mondays.

TV Nazi :-p :loveya:

Quote:And the transit strike.

because of this one of my professors isnt sure if he can make it in to give a final, so instead he might give us a take home final. thats sweet ass sweet :bouncer:

Quote:TV Nazi

My friend once called me Stalin because I took the remote with me to the bathroom.

goat....kids are interesting to say the least. before my daughter was born i had a handful of grey hair. now that she's just a bit over a year old and walking and almost talking i'm this close to looking like paulie walnuts. and it's only gonna get worse.

as far as the long dry spell goes....that all depends on your wife and her libido. the longest dry spell i had was the couple of weeks it took my wife to recover from giving birth.

Quote:as far as the long dry spell goes....

what about morning sickness time lz? how was that?

Quote:what about morning sickness time lz? how was that?

i got a good laugh out of that and i always kept barf bags handy in my truck and my wife's car.

Quote:i always kept barf bags handy in my truck

For when you have a story to tell during a long ride?

hooo hooo!!!! that was a zinger!!!:disappointed:

you'll see if you ever get married and have kids. that's all the explanation i have to offer.



Edited By LZMF1 on 1039493160

I think I'm gonna put kids off as long as possible, Fuckin' barf bags in the car??

Quote:hooo hooo!!!! that was a zinger!!!

Thanks, I quite enjoyed it.

Quote:Fuckin' barf bags in the car??

Hell, its even funnier when they use them :lol: When my wife was pregnant with our first kid, we were out with friends but had to leave early because she was having a real bad case of morning sickness. Well, no sooner did she sit down in the truck...she grabs the bag and starts barfing up her dinner. It was all I could do to not bust a gut laughing. The downside was it was January, and fucking cold, and I had to drive with the windows open because of the freaking stench. But, it was still funny!!! :lol:

Hey LZ....at least you still have hair :thumbs-up:

Pfffffft. Monday...

I totally missed it. :-p

metal and lz, are you trying to steer everyone clear of kids or is it my imagination...

oh, and good morning danked, welcome to the week

Maybe try to steer everyone away from my kids :lol: and especially LZ's kids....look at the father :rofl:

But, as far as having kids....dude, that's your decision. The positives definitely outweigh the negatives, but maybe not your wife while she's pregnant and gaining :lol:

Quote:Hell, its even funnier when they use them :lol: When my wife was pregnant with our first kid, we were out with friends but had to leave early because she was having a real bad case of morning sickness. Well, no sooner did she sit down in the truck...she grabs the bag and starts barfing up her dinner. It was all I could do to not bust a gut laughing. The downside was it was January, and fucking cold, and I had to drive with the windows open because of the freaking stench. But, it was still funny!!! :lol:

Hey LZ....at least you still have hair :thumbs-up:

yup, the same thing happened with me and mrs. LZ the only difference was that i did laugh my ass off. :rofl: she found no humor in it :disappointed:

Quote:metal and lz, are you trying to steer everyone clear of kids or is it my imagination...

as metal said....it's entirely your decision. kids are actually fun. my daughter is like a mini me and that's always good for a laugh. :thumbs-up:



Edited By LZMF1 on 1039536883

Quote:LZ the only difference was that i did laugh my ass off.

Why did you just call Metalfan LZ? Stop drinking in the morning douchnozzle.

wipe the crust out of your eyes it says mrs. LZ. it was one sentence fuck-knuckle. :poke:



Edited By LZMF1 on 1039538972

I still don't think I want kids anytime soon.

don't have them til you're both ready.

hehehe, i'm still not but i'm learning how to deal with my daughter just as she's learning how to deal with me.