warning: those aren't razor bumpz
Warning: I'll tell you everything you want to hear, but cheat on you every chance I get.
Warning: I'll choose my friends over you every time.
Warning: I'll tell you I'm working late, but I'm really out.
Warning: If you love games, I'm the guy for you.
Warning: I'll string you along for weeks just to make myself feel good, even if I don't like you.
Warning: I say I'm going to call, but I really am not going to.
warning: my left breast is larger than the right one. (magoo, are you still interested in her?)