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HEY! they took half my bonus in taxes :angry:
what the fuck good is that, fascist bastards
What is this bo-nus that everyones speaks about? Undecided
Quote:HEY! they took half my bonus in taxes
what the fuck good is that, fascist bastards

Great system, huh? I remember that from the first bonus I ever got....of course, like a tool, I spent way more than I actually got, before I got it......bastards!
hey be glad you got a bonus...most of your company goes without!
My agency wide party sucked....just wanted to share that....but I did find a semi-decent bar. YAY
i dont have a job
My bonus was in cash...no taxes. But it's been slow gift-wise.
Our party went off very nicely. Everyone had a great time. One kind of cute little clerical babe was drunk as shit and was trying to hang on me all night. Even when I put her into a cab (couldn't let the drunk ones drive) she gave me a hug and asked if I was sure I didn't want to come home with her. I hate rules in the work place. Being the boss sucks. :disappointed:
Well we had our christmas party. I did not go but from the people who did said it was beer and wine with peanuts, vegetables, cheese and crackers as appetizers. That's it. Also the president promised no new layoffs even though the newest business weekly says there will be about 300 more layoffs in the first quarter for our company. And oh yeah as mentioned previously no bonus and no raise.
We're such nice employers. Rather than buy them lunch like we do everyday, I took a special trip to Dunkin' Donuts to buy them all bagels for lunch. Won't they just be thrilled? Rolleyes

Oh, and there was some lady will a full-fledged goatee there who got mad because when she caught me staring at her.
Quote:Oh, and there was some lady will a full-fledged goatee there

did you get her number?
You know it!
I thought you looked familiar. How dare you mock my goatee, I have a hormonal imbalance. When you weren't looking I spit in your bagels. Hippie scum!
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