The coolest thing I've seen advertised is the machine that mixes candy into your ice cream. That would make a good gift.
Tickets to a show or sporting event are also good.
Posting on a message board for others to come up with ideas for you is the lazy way out.
That is also true.
I never said I was perfect
Cigarettes, perfect for any loved one.

mokey:
My status makes Sleeper cry.
PS. Shopping was an unqualified success with zero ideas being used from this thread, since I was too stupid to write any of them down.