The solution to all of these lack of sex problems is obvious: DON'T GET MARRIED!!!!!
Quote:DON'T GET MARRIED
Don't know how long I've been saying that......
Why, were you worried I was gonna ask for your hand or something?
all yah want is the hand?
neak:
No no. I said NO marraiage. That means everything BUTthe hand.
Did I ever explain to all of you the investment of marriage???
Yeah yeah, double salary, half the bills. What a load of bunk! Just a way for the government to pair us up and conveniently track us.
.... catch her in the shower in the morning.... then go downtown on her and give her a pick-me-up..... maybe she'll start wearing the lingerie as a reward for your good deed.....
Quote:then go downtown on her and give her a pick-me-up.....
buy her something in the financial district? i am confused.
ok , i know, it was a bad joke. i am sorry
Quote:buy her something in the financial district? i am confused.
ok , i know, it was a bad joke. i am sorry
<ul>USA- 9.9
UK- 9.9
FRE- 9.9
ITA- 9.9
GER- 10
RUS- 10
JAP-9.9</ul>
.... well, at least the German and Russian judges found it funny enough..... :thumbs-up:
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i don't think you are sorry
If you had somehow tied it in with squirrels you would have found yourself a winner.
Suzie is my new hero! :bow:
Quote:Suzie is my new hero!
Slappy White is going to be upset.
Re: the first post of the thread, ya, she's quite a doll.