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But the highlight of my evening was when santa claus showed up. We had this guy dressed up as santa come into the store yesterday. Now it was not enough comedic genius that this guy was black but he stunk of piss and was drunk off his ass. He was scaring the shit out of the kids. The icing on the cake was when he lowered his beard and wiped the snot off his nose as he ripped a huge fart, that made me smile.

Normally we'd kick this guy out of the store but he was upsetting all the cum sucking customers who were making the night a living Hell. So we kept him around till he started asking us for money for the "santa needs a new bottle of screw top wine foundation".

yah couldn't even have cisco and cookies for santa

Quote:Now it was not enough comedic genius that this guy was black

wait - you're saying Santa's not black?

Dude I woulda given that guy money but I had nothing at all, I had 2 bucks but I needed it for the train.

Black santa will always be in my heart and prayers though.

Oh, that was a pseudo-Santa. See Santa trains other Santas so he doesn't have to go to the bad neighborhoods. The Santa he was talking about was heading to Harlem and some sections of Queens and Brooklyn. While the real Santa went to Connecticut, Maine and LI to get more hash.

:bow: The stupidity in that post was amazing. Teach me. :bow:

Quote:While the real Santa went to Connecticut, Maine and LI to get more hash.

Either he didn't get anymore or he forgot to drop some off at my place on Staten Island :angry:

At least this weekend I celebrate Christmas with the in-laws, and I know I'll be getting a "gift" then from my bro-in-law.

Ghetto santa is the fuckin mack daddy of all santas.