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I went to school with a girl named mary hartman,
it was sooooo funny,
they called her to the office one day,
"mary hartman, mary hartman, please report to the principals office.

I guess you had to be there.....

:lookatme: maynard :lookatme:
:fuckoff: maynard :fuckoff:
uicide: maynard uicide:

Boo hoo. :poke:

grow a set of balls and get back to me when you have something to say...

Like giving me the finger and showing the suicide smile is something to say.

fnmoron fights like a girl

Quote:Like giving me the finger and showing the suicide smile is something to say.

I'm just trying to post like you usually do... i figured you'd be able to understand if i used minimal wording, with lots of emoticons...

are you actually gonna put up somewhat of a fight maymay? are you feeling frisky today? did mommy forget to pack your apple in your lunchbox?

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oooh... stop... you're killing me...

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fnmoron fights like a girl
oooh... stop... you're killing me...

see what i mean

Arpi stay out of it.........
You are acting like an insane lover about to run over Moron with a Mercedes.

Quote:You are acting like an insane lover about to run over Moron with a Mercedes.

i can't drive :-(

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excuse me, Arpi... I know you're one of the New mods around here.... but i have no quarrel with you... this is a "Maynard's a dick" thread... so please, i'm asking you to mind your own fucking business... or i'll spend all of my free time making your life miserable:burnfucker:

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too late.

...we now return to "Maynard's a dick (Part 2)" already in progress...

so, i was thinking to myself, "self... how can i make maynard cry?" ...and then it hit me... I shouldn't be so selfish... so come one, come all... make maymay cry...


(editor's note - I'm determined to get this thread to 500 posts by the end of the day... I think it's almost time to start up "Maynard's a dick in 3-D")

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So 1 funney out of 20 isn't too bad. Right?

thanks squirrel chin.... it's much better than your funney ratio... zero out of 98306532946519348765139486.59318456 posts.

And your opinion means something to....who?

Quote:And your opinion means something to....who?

well... you obviously... you care so much you keep coming back for more... your pathetic excuse of a life bring you back time & time again...