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My liver still hurts, does that mean I'm going to die?
Will you give my ashes to David Wells?
you should probably drink more - it'll ease the pain.
Quote:Will you give my ashes to David Wells?
well he's a pitcher, so he won't bat me...so sure :-p
I think I left my liver at my friend's house. I have plans to go out for drinks tomorrow night, but I'm going to beg to do something else. I'm going to Vegas in a few days, and I want to bring my liver with me.
livers are expendable, you'll manage, just replace booze with lots and lots of gambling in vegas and you'll be just fine.
Then I'll have no money and have to suck cock to be able to afford dinner.
Quote:well he's a pitcher, so he won't bat me...so sure
Bah...he doesn't want to beat you up anymore...he's moved on! :rofl:
Quote:Then I'll have no money and have to suck cock to be able to afford dinner.
im sure you'll manage at the like 2.99 buffets :lol:
and i'm sure theres still a batting plan somewheres :rofl:
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wait i dont get it
Quote:going to Vegas in a few days
:banana: :bouncer: :banana: :bouncer: :banana:
they have no open container laws, you can drink walking down the street
I watched fear & Loathing again this weekend, saw the sign & the gorilla :thumbs-up:
... any adrenochrome or huge hairy monsters with 6 huge tits on their backs?
Gee... My liver is as big as a house.
My liver's great...it's my lungs I worry about. :crackhead:
Quote:My liver's great...it's my lungs I worry about.
From what I've seen.....your "lungs" look just fine to me. ;-)
Quote:they have no open container laws, you can drink walking down the street
:banana: My hotel has Fat Tuesday's in it...its supposed to be this awesome margarita and daquri place. I figure if I don't drink from now until 1/10, I should be fine. :toast:
Quote:it appears to be VERY sneaky
who ME?
Hi tmd! :lookatme:
and can't you keep your dogs in line? Don't make me get angry!
Quote:Hi tmd!
and can't you keep your dogs in line? Don't make me get angry!
Hey manyard!!! cute pic there.. me make u angry? :bow:
it was a diff. pic when i said that.. hey give me back my panties!!
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