CDIH

I wish I had Gomez's bling.

I wish I had Alkey's ear

Bling for an ear?

:thumbs-up:

:toast:

I have to buy some bandanas now

Target

Their bandanas suck

2pac would have never worn a bandana from target

:fuckoff:

Quote:my sister is making a cat-o-nine-tails for my friend, so she can hit her bf with it

:rofl:

Seriously dude, Target bandanas suck

i have a stiff jack daniels one, how do I get it to soften up, or do I just have to use it a lot

I dunno, usually if they're sstiff they don't soften, you just have to buy the all cotton ones instead of the blends

are we still confessing, because i have another one

i just wacked off. really :thumbs-up:

I'm about to go poop
then smoke some pot
then spank it
then drift off to sleep still dreaming of alkey's warm fingers gripping my stiff cock

Putty in my hands...

So you're saying he's a one minute man? :clueless:

I find most of Maynard's sigs really stupid and annoying.