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if you have a roommate or communal college bathroom, where do you do it?

I've done it driving, criuse control on the Hwy :crackhead:

the shower...the bath...my bed...once in a car while driving. that was scary. heh.

Well that explains alot. I thought that you were tired and might have been dozing off.

Done it while driving twice, no cruise control. The best part is watching the speedometer go back and forth between 35 and 65 MPH. :lol:

I have never pleasured myself,

it's dirty and wrong.

I've done it while driving a few times. For an old job I had I used to have to travel most of the length of 287. So when I got bored, I'd start whacking.

Quote:I have never pleasured myself,

it's dirty and wrong.

Now that was funny. :-D

Did Polly ever buy that crazy-expensive dildo?

I don't masterbate very often, I get sex so frequently. If I do, it's usually in the shower, I need a waterpic :-) I touch myself and grope my own boobs all the time, however.

Quote:I touch myself and grope my own boobs all the time, however.

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Quote:grope my own boobs all the time, however

:rofl: me too, it's good for them

i do it infrequently, usually spurred on upon something that slips into my mind at some point during the day. i might be fantasizing about someone i know or about some particularly good sex i'd had with a woman recently. i'll store that fantasy away for later and use it to masturbate at some point in the day when I have the chance. its usually better when i have to wait longer to do it, the build up makes it worthwhile.

it doesnt matter if im getting laid frequently or not, i still like to masturbate.

Tell the truth. You tell all these stories but you only go home at night and hump your pillow.

Quote:but you only go home at night and hump your pillow.

Yes, with a cleverly placed headshot of himself. :thumbs-up:

Running a batch,
Two or three times a week.
Ususally on the couch or in bed.
Never think Damn I'm good or anything like that, usually aww shit time to get rid of the towel or tissue.
I only cranked it in front of a person once or twice. The first girl liked it and the other was a little taken aback, wanted to do it herself. Doing it on the phone with someone is definitely the way to go... :banana:

Alkey never masturbates, his hand knows where its been.

Not very frequently as there is really never a quiet minute in my house :disappointed:

Quote:Did Polly ever buy that crazy-expensive dildo?

Yes, and I'm afraid of it.

Quote:Yes, and I'm afraid of it.

Now that was funny. :rofl:
:lookatme: Hi Polly