CDIH

wendy's chicken nuggets



chinese food or japanese food?

OH fuck...that ones hard.

Japanese




Asian or Oriental?

i thought they were technically the same


miso soup or matzoh ball soup?

Miso

Gook or Zipper head

Gook


Tankgrrl or Donotkidme?

tankgrrl



Ranch dressing or Blue Cheese dressing?

Ranch Dressing

Beating off to porn movie or beating off to porn magazine.

movie


phone sex or cyber sex?

Phone sex



Alkey or AIMP?

Alkey


shaved or bushy?

do you mean bushy as a trimmed triangle,
or bushy as in Luna's earth momma tumbleweed bush?

tumbleweed? i doubt it.

i mean just plain old busy. lotsa hair!

Shaved

Shot in the chest (without dying) or kicked in the nuts repeatedly till swollen.

Kicked in the nuts



South Park or Ren & Stimpy

South Park

Home Improvement or Everybody Loves Raymond

South Park

Bugs Bunny or Daffy Duck

Bug Bunny!!!!

Woody Woodpecker or Droopy Dog?

Bugs Bunny

Moose or Squirrel?

SQUIRREL!!!!!



Glasses or contacts?

Quote:Glasses or contacts?

glasses....sun glasses.


WEEEEEEEEEEeeeee or School Bus? :-D