CDIH

So at 3:15 a.m. my doorbeel starts ringin ringin ringing. It's this cute blond Irish chick who tends bar at the pub around the corner. She wants to smoke pot cuz she'd done some coke and needed to crash when she went home soon to her boyfriend.

[BACK STORY: I wasted a whole night waiting for and getting drunk with this chick when she once promised to come home with me. When she got there we made out for maybe 3 mninutes and she passed out then I thought I truly know what it feels like to be a guy]

So she brings as many drinks as she can carry and I put on my new Jason Mraz collection. an hour and many bong hits later I'm already 3 drinks in and she's having brandy with port. She takes down her blouse to shoiw me a sexy Celtic tatoo and I decide to make a move. She's complaining her boyfriend won't often kiss her cuz she smokes cigarettes and it sucks cuz she could come in her pants just from kissing. So I say her boyfriend doesn't deserve her (guy line, right). Later she complains IF he kisses her when he finds out she already came before he goes down on her he makes her shower. I repeat the notdeservng part. She had to get home but not before I found out sahe wasbn't a natural blond.

Now I'm soaring and I have to ask: Is this stuff suypposed to hapeen to real peopl? Have to take a warm shower.
She invited me to watch Snatch at the bar tom nite and she's gonna be translating the wanker gypsy lines. Isn't that funny? tune in tomorrow....

woooo-hoooo.... go suzie... :banana:

:thumbs-up:

:fucking:

post pics if you can :thumbs-up:

ok suzie?

:thumbs-up: :banana:

yeah, & some details too

shaved? good kisser? smells like a peach?



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:bouncer: :bouncer: :bouncer: :fucking: :fucking: :banana: :banana:

And no, we don't make them shower. We just yell, AGAIN!! :bouncer: :bouncer:

:loveya:

More stories please.

Suzie = TeenSlut??

this thread makes me glad to be alive :bouncer:

thread of the year material.

reminds me of the time maynard came over to see my etchings. :loveya:

This thread would be better if the grammar and spelling errors didn't make me think she was a 5th grade boy making it all up.

If she is a 5th grade boy, I'm changing my preferences.

THAT STORY WAS SO AMAZING I DROVE MY CAR INTO A TELELPHONE POLE AND STARTED BLEEDING PROFUSELY!!!!

CAN I JERK OFF TO THE STORY PLEASE?!?
or do i have to IM you asking you permission?

my guess is hitler mustache

good guezz