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This should take all day :fuggin:

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Woo Hoo!! :banana: Confusedmokey: :banana: Confusedmokey: :banana:
everyone get your lighters out :burnfucker:
:burnfucker: You could light that thing using the back end of a space shuttle...
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Damn i thought you were going to get naked or something
we can do that too
im waiting :fuggin:
This... :Confusedniffle:: is the best birthday ever. You guys have made me the happiest hippie in the world.
Birds Of A Feather

it's easy sometimes when you just coast along
but like it or not something always seems to go wrong
sometimes people build you up just so they can knock you down
sometimes they will have you there 'cause they need someone around

perhaps you'll receive invitations for tea
perhaps you'll laugh and make them all smile
or maybe you'll join them 'cause it had to be
perhaps you'll forget you forgot for awhile

birds of a feather are flocking outside
like whippets they dance in a curly-queue dance
of pulses and ringing and campfire chants
of ritual drumming although at first glance
you thought you could run but you won't take a chance

it's not an experience if they can't bring someone along
they hang on emotions they bottle inside
they peck at the ground
and strut out of stride
:loveya:
Driver

i'll tell you about the driver who lives inside my head
starts me up and stops me and puts me into bed
he opens up my mouth when it's time for me to talk
fires up my legs when he wants me to walk
keeps my eyes open most of the day
adds to my memory the things that people say
when he makes decisions i dont have to wait
but sometimes it seems he's got to much on his plate
like this morning when i woke up and he dressed me in this shit
that looks a little ragged where he drug me through the dirt
i'm moving through this life and i'm thinking about the next
and hoping when i get there i'll be better dressed
keeps my eyes open for most of the day
adds to my memory the things that people say
when he makes decisions i dont have to wait
i'll tell you about the driver who lives inside my head :banana:
You Look Adopted

your real mother was a hooker,your real father couldn't get laid
your mother left you in a dumpster,you were adopted by two gays

[chorus:]
you look adopted [x4]

you hate father and son picnics, you hate the p.t.a.
you won't bring friends to your house,you've got two fathers and thier both fucking gay

[chorus]
:lol:
whoaaa Nelly...is that a huge joint, or what?

Happy birfday, yet again, Danker. :-D

there sure are alot of January babies around here..... :thumbs-up:



Edited By LunaBabe on 1043430237
does it look brown to anyone else?
The Dutch mix it with half tobacco.
Undecided i cant celebrate with you





or maybe i can :fuggin:
You say that every time. Rolleyes
maybe my dream the other night was trying to tell me something....maybe it will happen sometime soon
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