Did you ever smoke a bowl while sitting on the toilet bowl while eating out of a cereal bowl? :rofl:
OK... this isn't very funny.
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I don't quite see why no one is responding this thread.
Sleeper?
I had a bowl of cereal before I took a shower and before I took a shower I was on the bowl, but didn't smoke a bowl, sorry.
Damn you.
Cause that would have been comedy gold right there.
i once smoked a bowl while bowling
only a true comedic genius can come up with something like that!
me neither
Hybrid who?
Quote:only a true comedic genius can come up with something like that!
Didn't you say someone else posted it on another message board once? :-p
Quote:Didn't you say someone else posted it on another message board once?
man, i assumed you were SOOOOO HIGH you couldn't hear these minor asides.
I'm always soooo high. I'm bound to remember something.
ya man, ya gotta remember where your bong is!! HIGH-FIVE!
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Forget in the middle.
You're even too slow to slap me high.
i have a bowling ball bong
And
I'm a cliched stoner.
pepper is the new cool thing to smoke man
That's the problem in this country. People are never satisfied with stuff the way it is. You gotta make it bigger and better and stronger and faster. Same way with pot. For years pot was just joints, and then bongs came out and bongs were ok too, but then bongs weren't good enough for some people. "Neeehhhhhh!" Remember that friend in high school wanted to make bongs out of everything. Making bongs out of apples and oranges and shit? Come in one day and find your friend going, "Hey! Look man, I made a bong outta my head! Put the pot in this ear and take it outta this one! Good! Take a hit! *snort*" Then they got one of those big giant bongs that you gotta start up like a motorcycle. "Put the pot in!" *motor starting* Kids are driving their bongs down FDR Drive. "Pull the bong over man, I wanna do a hit. Pull it over!"
What was the problem with just smoking a joint, eating a couple of Twinkies, and going to sleep? Was that a problem? They say marijuana leads to other drugs. No it doesn't, it leads to fucking carpentry. That's the problem, folks. People getting high going, "Wow man, this box would make an excellent bong! *snort* This guy's head would make an excellent bong! *snort*" Relax! That's why I stopped doing drugs in the first place. Not because I didn't like 'em, but because I didn't want to build anything, ok?