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To be continued. She was apparently at school (where there is no cell coverage -- and it's true) looking at flight options for her trip to Russia next month, and just got back home. Called me at 2, because she didn't want me to think she was ignoring me. :loveya: She says she forgot about saying she was going to come over tonight, and got sucked up in flight research.

So....to be continued.....

I also realized that I have her school password which is access not only to email, but also class registration, so I could drop all her classes Mwah ha ha!!!!
Quote:I also realized that I have her school password which is access not only to email, but also class registration, so I could drop all her classes Mwah ha ha!!!!
if she changes that then you know for sure its over. you should check it every day a whole bunch of times
If terra has a name, its name is Galt.
Wait, did Galt actually use a smilie?

That's it, now I'm sure the apocalypse is coming...

(Arpi had the best idea)
Punch her in the uterus and run out the door yelling "its over, its over" while she is doubled over in pain. The key to this approach is to be at her place when you put the plan into action :thumbs-up:
i like the jays idea with the pinholes in the condoms. just put a hole in them and then give them to her. just tell her you don't want to use them because they remind you of her too much. then, if she gets knocked up, then you she was a whore because she used your condoms to do other guys..

Quote:She says she forgot about saying she was going to come over tonight, and got sucked up in flight research.

Ok, I am 25 so I might be alittle out of it. But doesn't this mean she doing another guy in "younger people talk"?
just be honest ..... you've noticed you have grown apart & you're not into the deal anymore, and you think it's best if you stop pretending
ladi may have a good point. :thumbs-up:

sometimes honesty is the best policy.
Quote:you've noticed you have grown apart & you're not into the deal anymore, and you think it's best if you stop pretending

:poke:
Why do I have a Neil Sedaka song stuck in my head? :crackhead:
Me ~> :poke: <~ Metal
Me ---> :twak: <--- Ladi

Don't get saucy with me, Bernaise
what, I did it, so what if it took a few months, I'm slow like that :fart:
:rofl:
i like arpi's so much i'm going to use it for my next breakup
Why do I have "Breaking Up is Hard to Do" in my head? :disappointed:
cause yer girlfriend's a slut?



Edited By DGW on 1043862231
did you spell it zlut by accident?
Quote:She says she forgot about saying she was going to come over tonight, and got sucked up in flight research.

After she swallowed some Puerto Rican dude's load...
:-(
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