CDIH

:firebounce:

I know I have, I've done it before and i'll do it again, probably in a few minutes...







































don't tell me I am alone on this.

Do their sig pics count?

You don't have to IM me to ask me for permission to jerk off to my sig pic. Go right ahead.

No

Dude, you know the :banana: rawks

No. I never have, either. Am I missing something? :clueless:

Quote:Am I missing something?

:crackhead:

easy on the caffeine this morning :lol:

:-D heheheeee, Master Metal.




Well, here's a question....was it something they said or just a picture that was posted. Was it a fantasy of a sig pic? Had you met the person in person? What made you wet or what made you "rise" in your levis?

this question gets a resounding no as an answer.

I have, I do, I will again :thumbs-up:

you can make them however you like

Quote:Have you ever masturbated to the thought of.., another board member?

No, never to a member - but most definitely to an Admin :loveya:

i watch maymay masturbate. does that count?

<table style=filter:glow(color=gray)>Male Masturbation Slang</table>
Answer the Bone-A-Phone
Assault on a Friendly Weapon
Backstroke Roulette
Baiting your Hook
Batting Practice
Beating the Bishop
Beating your Meat
Being your Own Best Friend
Blow Your Load
Bludgeon the Beefsteak
Boppin' your Bologna
Box the Jesuit (16th-17th century!)
Buffing the Banana
Burping the Worm
Butter Your Corn
Calling Down For More Mayo
Calling All Cum
Carrying Weight
Changing your Oil
Charm the Cobra
Choke the Serriff and Wait for the Posse to Come
Choke your Chicken
Clean the Pipes
Clean your Rifle
Clubbing Eddy
Couch Hockey for One
Crank the Shank
Crown the King
Custer's Last Stand
Date Miss Michigan
Date Mother Palm and Her Five Daughters
Devil's Handshake (Catholic School)
Diddle
Dishonorable Discharge
Disseminating
Doddle Whacking
Doodle Your Noodle
Do The Dew
Drain the Vein
Dropping A Line
Dropping Stomach Pancakes
Fist your Mister
Five Against One
Five Finger Knuckle Shuffle
Flute Solo
Freeing the Willies
Frigging the Love Muscle (British)
Getting In Touch With Your Manhood
Getting In Touch With Yourself
Getting to Know Yourself Personally in the "Biblical Sense"
Giving it a Tug
Greasing your Bone
Hack the Hog
Hands on Training
Hand to Gland Combat
Having a Roy (Australian)
Have One Off the Wrist
Hitchhike Under the Big Top
Holding All The Cards
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Hone your Bone
Hump your Fist
Hump your Hose
Humpin' Air
Ironing Some Wrinkles
Jack Hammer
Jack Off
Jackin' the Beanstalk
J Arthur Rank (British rhyming slang - wank)
Jelly Roll
Jenny Macarthy Jaunt
Jerk Off
Jerk the Gherkin
Jiggle the Jewelry
Jimmying your Joey
Knuckle Shuffle on your Piss Pump
Launching the Hand Shuttle
Making Nut Butter
Making Yogurt
Mangle the Midget
Manipulate the Mango
Manual Override
Masonic Secret Self Handshake
Massage your Muscle
Massage your Purple-Headed Warrior
Measuring For Condoms
Meeting with Palmala Handerson
Milking the Lizard
Milkywaying
Moulding Hot Plastic
Nerk your Throbber
Oil the Glove
One Handed Clapping
One Man Show
One Man Tug-O-War
Paddle the Pickle
Pam Anderson Polka
Pat the Robertson
Peel Some Chilis
Playing With Dick
Playing With Susi Palmer and her five friends
Play Pocket Pool
Play the Organ
Play the Pisser
Play the Piss Pipe
Play the Skin Flute
Play the Stand-Up Organ
Playing With the Snake
Playing Your Instrument
Plunk your Twanger
Pocket Pinball
Pocket Pool
Polish the Chrome Dome
Polish the Rocket
Polish the Sword
Polish your Bayonet
Polish your Helmet
Polish your Piece
Popping The Purple Pimple
Pound Off
Pound Your Piss Pump
Pounding your Pud
Pudwhacking
Pud Wrestling
Puddin'
Pull the Root
Pulling The Wire
Pulling Your Goalie
Pull your Taffy
Pumping For Pleasure
Pump the Python
Punchin' The Clown
Punchin' The Munchkin
Punishing Percy
Punishing the Bishop
Ride the Great White Knuckler
Rolling The Fleshy Blunt
Roman Helmet Rhumba
Ropin' the Long Horn
Roughing up the Suspect
Rounding Up the Tadpoles
Runka (Swedish)
Scratching the Itch
Seasonin' Your Meat
Sending out the Troops
Shaking Hands With Abe Lincoln
Shaking Hands With the Governor
Shaking Hands With Shorty
Shake the Snake
Shifting Gears
Shooting Sherman
Shucking Bubba
Slammin' the Salami
Slappin' Pappy
Slapping the Clown
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Slap My Happy Sacks
Slapping the Cyclops
Slinging Jelly
Sloppy Joe's Last Stand
Sloppy Sign Language
Stroke the Stallion
Smacking your Sister
Spank your Monkey
Spear Chucking
Spreading the Mayo
Spunk the Monk
Squeeze the Cream From the Flesh Twinkie
Squeeze the Lemon
Squeezing the Tube of Tooth Paste
Squeezing the Burrito
Staff Meeting
Stall Clapping
Stroke Off
Stroking It
Stroking your Goat
Stroke your Poker
Taking a Shake Break
Tame the Wild Hog
Tap the Turkey
Tease the Python
Tease the Weasle
Tenderize the Meat
The Erky Jerk
The Sticky Page Rhumba
Threading a Needle
Throw off a Batch
Throwin' Down
Thump the Pump
Tickle the Elmo
Tickle the Pickle
Toss Off
Toss the Boss
Toss the Turkey
Tugging your Tapioka Tube
Tugging your Toobsteak/Toobsnake
Tug of War with Cyclops
Tuning the Antenna
Turning Japanese (UK - one step beyond wanking)
Tussle with Your Muscle
Unwapping the Pepperoni
Varnishing the Cane
Wailing
Walk the Dog
Walking Willie the One Eyed Wonder Worm
Wank (British)
Waxing the Dolphin
Wax your Jackson
Wax your Weasel
Wax your Willy
Whack Off
Whack Your Tack
Whip the Dummy
Whip your Dripper
Whipping the One-Eyed Wonder Weasle
Whipping the Pony
Whipping the Window Washer
White Water Wristing
Whizzin' Jizzim
Wiggling your Worm
Winding the Jack In The Box
Wonk your Conker
Working a Cramp out of your Muscle
Working your Willy
Wrestling the Eel
Wring Out your Rope
Wring Your Thing
Yahtzee
Yank My Doodle (It's a Dandy)
Yank Off
Yank the Yodle
Yank your Crank

<table style=filter:glow(color=gray)>Female Masturbation Slang</table>
3 Point Shot
A Night in With the Girls
Airing the Orchid
Auditioning the Finger Puppets
Beat the Beaver
Beating Around the Bush
Brushing The Beaver
Buff the Weasle
Carpet Bumping
Cat Got Tongue
Checking for Squirrels
Clam Bake for One
Cleaning your Fingers
Clitters
Coming Into Your Own
Countering Cunts
Creamin'
Coming Into Your Own
Cunt Cuddling
Dialing the Rotary Phone
Digging a Trench
Doing your Nails
Dousing the Digits
Drilling For Oil
Engaging in Safe Sex
Erasing the Problem
Fanning the Fur
Feeding the Bearded Clam
Feeding your Slot
Fiddling the Bean
Fingerbating
Fingerpainting
Finger Blasting
Flickin' the Bean
Flit your Clit
Fucking Without Complications
Gagging the Clam
Gagging the Lips of Love
Genital Stimulation via Phalangetic Motion
Get a Date with Slick Mittens
Get a Lube Job
Get To Know Yourself
Get a Stinky Pinky
Going Mining
Groping the Grotto
Greasing your Hips
Grissle Rub
Gusset Typing
Having Sex With Someone you Love
Hee-Haw with wrinkled Mee-Maw
Hitchhiking South
Hitchhiking to Heaven
Hitchhiking Under the Big Top
Jillin' Off
Jocelyn Eldering
Let the Fingers do the Walkin'
Levy Break Limbo
Making Soup
Manual Override
Muffin Buffin'
Nulling the Void
Paddling the Pink Canoe
Pampering the Pussy
Parting the Red Sea
Pearl Fishing
Pet the Petunia
Pet the Pussy Cat
Polishing the Nugget
Polishing the Peanut
Polishing the Pearl
Play Poker
Play the Clitar
Play Couch Hockey for One
Play the Silent Trumbone
Playing With Her Pineapple
Playing with Mrs. Palmer's Five Daughters
Playing With the Man in the Boat
Pushing the Button
Pussy Soccer
Riding the Unicycle
Rolling the Dough
Rubbin' the Nubbin
Rubbing the Donut
Rubbing the Red Pussycat
Scoring the Hoop
Slapping the Mackerel
Soaking the Whisker Biscuit
Spelunking
Spearing the Bearded Clam
Squeeze the Peach
Strumming
Strumming the Banjo
Surfing the Channel
Teasing the Kitty
Teasing the Tuna Taco
Testing the Plumbing
The Virgin's Release
Tickling the Taco
Tiptoe Through the TwoLips
Toggling the Bit
Tossing Pink Salad
Trolling the Bermuda Triangle
Two Finger Taco Tango
Washing your Fingers



Edited By LZMF1 on 1043857527

:disappointed: Dude....find something to do around the house, for the love of all creatures great and small :disappointed:

sorry man....i posted these up in the pit a few weeks ago.

it just seemed to work here. :thumbs-up: