01-31-2003, 07:11 AM
Just when you thought you found the poorest excuses for human beings another shows up.
At blockbuster if a member has never rented from a store before, the store has to call their store of origin (where they joined) to check if their accounts are in good standing. So we get calls from all over NY everyday, sometimes even jersey.
Today we get a call from Honolulu, Hawaii. Now I was shocked, I said our customers are there? They put the customers on the phone, turns out these people are in hawaii for their honeymoon, for a week. Only one week, you are in Hawaii, its beautiful, theres so much to do their on a vacation, ESPECIALLY your honeymoon. Do they go out on the town? Do they consumate their marriage over and over? No, they decide now is the best time to rent movies from blockbuster.
How was the honeymoon? Did you see the volcanoes, the beaches, did you have passionate sex all week?
No, better... we went to the blockbuster in Hawii dude!!!! Dude it was just like blockbuster in brooklyn... only it was in... HAWII!!!! d00d it was so trippy.
Yeah but your honeymoon,,, hawii, sex, fun, sights..
I'm married?
At blockbuster if a member has never rented from a store before, the store has to call their store of origin (where they joined) to check if their accounts are in good standing. So we get calls from all over NY everyday, sometimes even jersey.
Today we get a call from Honolulu, Hawaii. Now I was shocked, I said our customers are there? They put the customers on the phone, turns out these people are in hawaii for their honeymoon, for a week. Only one week, you are in Hawaii, its beautiful, theres so much to do their on a vacation, ESPECIALLY your honeymoon. Do they go out on the town? Do they consumate their marriage over and over? No, they decide now is the best time to rent movies from blockbuster.
How was the honeymoon? Did you see the volcanoes, the beaches, did you have passionate sex all week?
No, better... we went to the blockbuster in Hawii dude!!!! Dude it was just like blockbuster in brooklyn... only it was in... HAWII!!!! d00d it was so trippy.
Yeah but your honeymoon,,, hawii, sex, fun, sights..
I'm married?