They go up to her Penthouse, so he can change & shower. He feels so safe, for the first time all day.
An hour later, he finally gets all the sand out. Sand had laid out a suit for him, he knew better than to ask who's it was. He felt a million times better.
He suggests they :fuggin: & sit for a bit. The conversations turns to ....
Oreo cookies and pickles, and he begins to wonder if he's pregnant. :crackhead:
Anything can happen in this town.
Sand says it's time to leave, she has a show. She invites him to stay the night.
After she goes, he goes to put his bag in the closet & there is ...
A bag full of money......he kneels down and peers into the bag, there appears to be at least a million dollars in there. Temptation and fear washes over him, and he closes the closet and goes to the show....
Fiance Fiance Fiance, he repeats in his head .... but all he can do is watch Sand. She didn't mention it was a topless show. His erection is back.
After the show, a midget ushers him back to her dressing rm.
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He remembers finding his fiance's hand in the cave, and thinks to himself "Amber would want me to move on," and he continues to tell himself this as the door to Sand's dressing room opens, and he steps inside only to see her standing there.....
naked, with two vaginas...... wow... just what he's always dreamed of..
The he took a closer look, and it wasn't a second vagina...it was.....
Twatoe. he remembers listening to Opie and Anthony talk about Twatoe. but is it real?
...just then a loud rumbling starts and the wallz shake
the dressing room floor splits and Johnnie Cochrane appears
Screaming "If the glove doesn't fit you must acquit."
Sand grabbed our hero's hand (& a robe) & dashed out to the car. Back at her Penthouse she dragged out the bag of money.
"I have to get out of here, will you go with me?"
Thinking he had nothing else to do, he decided to go along and follow the adventure, not knowing where he would end up, he prepared himself for the worst, and hoped for the best.....
They run out of the room. They make to the the lobby. There in the lobby is waiting Agent Smith and his two companions. Agent Smith had on his usual sunglasses and suit. they lock eyes. he feels trapped.
but remembering he had a 45 in his bag
he let 3 fly...........
as the bullets fly toward Agent Smith, the agent dodges all 3 bullets. "How can that be?"
hitting Agent Smith between the eyes & wounding Agents Scully & Mulder.
Out on the sidewalk, with a suitcase full of drugs & a bag full of money, they couldn't see the car. Panic started to set in, as 3 more Midget Agents were coming down the street.
Luckily, the bus pulled up, and out hero, San & the dog boarded, narrowly excaping to Downtown.
Upon their arrival on Freemont Street, they quickly went to the Golden Nugget, but stopped off along the way for a frozen bananna.
HMM. Frozen banana, he thought. these taste good.. and juicy.. and such a nice shape... and so hard................. "OH CRAP. I AM NOT GAY", he yelled. everyone stopped around him and looked at him.
And suddenly, it began to rain. "How is this possible?," he thought, since Freemont Street was under cover.....