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so i'm in my office today takin' care of some athletes & ghetto superstar the "swimmer" walks in:


gs - i'd like to get your professional
me - how can i help you
gs - i hurt my forearm
me - how did you hurt your forearm?
gs- with a bat
me - how did you hurt your arm with a bat?
gs just gives me a look
me - ok, when did you get hit with the bat?
gs - saturday & he takes off his jacket to show me a giant swollen forearm.

i ask him if a few things hurt. he says yes to everything. you can totally tell there is something wrong. there is no bruise, or redness, but holy crap this thing was swollen

gs - i feel things moving around in there
me - you should get that checked out
gs - i didn't want to go to pay
me - well i can't do anything for you here, you really should get that checked out before it gets worse
gs - yeah, that's what i thought.


i should have told him to go rob another convenience store to get the money to pay for the ER

WHY DO I WORK IN THE GHETTO? & WHY DO ALLL OF MY FRIENDS GET TO WORK FOR RICH LONG ISLAND SCHOOLS WITH TONS OF MONEY & I HAVE PEOPLE ROBBING MY 7LB BOTTLES OF MASSAGE LOTION. WHAT THE Hell.

i just needed to share.

move the thread if deemed necessary.

i think i was just wondering if anyone elses job was as ghetto as mine.



Edited By drusilla on 1044510289

i would probably steal boxes of athletic tape. i always ran out of tape during soccer.

job.... what's that??? :clueless:

Damn you. use hockey tape for your shin gaurds! not the good stuff. hooligan.

hooligan is a funny word

yes. i like that word alot.

That naked guy is a hooligan

I'm thinking either Anger Management or the Sports forum, but I'll leave it till morning to see where else you take this conversation.

You always ruin our fun


Meanie

:loveya:

You guys post the lyrics to Ghetto Superstar and I'm totally fucked.

You'd like that wouldn't you

You just want to play with all your new, shiny buttons

Let's play hide 'n seek!!!!!

Find this thread!

still in the pit :thumbs-up:

Nope.

ohhhhhh hey my buttons! :-D

Eek! Out of the Stoner Forum and back to The Pit!

... I thought this was a Mya thread.....

never

:loveya: