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Moron's left leg will give out one of these dayz

i wrote it down on the palm of my hand with permanent blue ink!!!!
i won't forget it.

Moron used to be a roadie. He's also dangerous on a motorcycle.

keyser wants me to be his roadie ;-)

Moron has nothing to do all day so he calls me.

Danked has nothing to do all day so he posts on message boards and dyes his hands blue

Metal's daughter has (or had) the flu.

Polly has an unhealthy obsession with "Boomer"

Keyser has an unhealthy obsession with himself :poke:

Metal likes satin ;-)

Polly likes to fingerpaint with blue poop

I know nothing about any of you.

galt just got dumped

I hope Hedcold gets dumped.

danked has no weed

Hedcold thinks Arpi is his bestest buddy

gomez wanted that title but was rejected

Hedcold thinks I got dumped, but that's not the truth. I was the one who made the call.

It was a Constanza pre-emptive breakup.

galt wants to tongue kiss theo epstein

Arpi thinks he knows rap