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Canned goods? You're supposed to get canned goods too? And what are you supposed to use to cook said canned goods? I'm not eating cold Dinty Moore...I don't care if the world IS ending.

Quote:And what are you supposed to use to cook said canned goods?

Sterno...(I think they still make that shit)

food water & medicine for 3 days
& use a camping stove to cook :banana:

Hell, if the world is ending, just light a fire in your living room



Edited By Hey Ladi on 1045059053

Don't forget the guns and ammo.

How else are you suppose to keep the undesirables away?

This is just wayyyy too much work. So now I need:
Plastic
Duct tape
Canned Food
Water
Sterno
Camping stove
Guns
Ammo
Something to start a fire with...

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its from england, and the end of it is funny

Quote:How they stayed alive in the 1950s

In the 1950s, Operation Alert sought to persuade Americans that diving under a park bench with a newspaper on your head would be ample protection in an all-out thermonuclear war launched by the Soviet Union (James Doran writes).

It was one of many futile orders issued by the US federal Government as the first wave of civil defence mania since the end of the Second World War swept the nation.

Ordinary Americans, gripped by the dual fears of political oppression and obliteration by new super-weapons, took their orders seriously.

The White House believed, as it does today, that the population had to be ready for an attack, even though it also knew that the only protection would be to hide away in an underground shelter, many miles from the blast centre of the bomb.

But that did not stop men and women all over the nation digging shallow A-bomb shelters, which had more in common with the old corrugated iron shelters common in Britain during the Second World War.

In the 1980s, as the final battles of the Cold War were played out, the little booklets with peculiar instructions about saving drinking water, tinned food and candles were issued once more. This time people were advised to duck under their desks.

Quote:This time people were advised to duck under their desks.

:disappointed:

I'm afraid it doesn't work very well with nukes.

buy more alcohol and whores, jeeez!!!

Quote:buy more alcohol and whores, jeeez!!!

Why buy when you can riot and loot after the party starts?

Quote:Duct tape is a true multi-purpose tool. From sex to radiator hose leaks, it's got you covered.

I've got me a bottle of Vicodin and an assortment of booze, and an email to my bf (I figure the mailmen will all be dead).

:banana: posting funny pictures, semi related to the topic!! :banana:

Thanks for the compliment. :thumbs-up:

Bah! The fuckers fucked with my tunnel this afternoon, and it was shut down for about an hour....BAH!!!!!!!!!

I want to move to bumblefuck and hide.

Quote:Don't forget the guns and ammo.

How else are you suppose to keep the undesirables away?

DO IT S.O.C.O.M. STYLE!!!!!!!!

Plastic will protect you but what do you do when the building you are in crumbles? Will it protect you from a ceiling caving in on your head?

teenweek, where did you find that picture of me?

All that canned food, bottled water, booze and hookers... what happens when you have to shit?

Use a plastic bag lined 5 gallon spackle bucket. Or you could just buy Depends and shit yourself. Your call.