CDIH

A banger hangs nails?

why, do you want me to BANG you? hahahahaha, get it?

if I had a hammer I'd hammer in the morrrr-ning, I'd hammer in the eeeev-ning, I'd hammer out warrrrr-ning, I'd hammer out a song .... all over god's land

Ok, I forget how it goes :banana:

why, do you want me to nail YOU!!! see how I switched that?

yes, use real nails :burnfucker: :moonie:

ok... really... somebody, please.... make him go to bed now...

why, you want me to HAMMER you?



The sad part is I know it's not working yet I am laughing, uncontrollably.

WHY, you want me to BANG YOU!!!

I'm crying right now.

Is this a gang-bang now?

why, you want ...

touch my schmekel!!!!!

fine I'll go to sleep. neak:

why, do you wanna SLEEP with me!!!!

No?

well this went well

oh...

Quote:Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?!?!?!

you shoot the hostage...DUH!

Quote:Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?!?!?!

Actually, as I am looking back at this now, I do nothing but get out of the way of the bus. I am not even on the bus.

bomb isnt armed until bus tops 50...i dont ride many buses that have a chance to go above 40

I'd build a space ship and fly off the bus.

Shoot Keanu Reeves in the head and die with a smile on my face.

Quote:I'd build a space ship and fly off the bus.

Oh no....here we go again......

Quote:It gets worse, I am listening the Justin Timberlake.... AND I LIKE IT!!!!

sadly i must agree

bomb on the bus? go to the airport...duh.

Quote:It gets worse, I am listening the Justin Timberlake.... AND I LIKE IT!!!!

i agree too <3

i havent done this in a while but here goes:
this thread sucks!