Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?!?!?!
Jump out the window.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! ka-boom!
I haven't slept yet, that's the only excuse I have for myself :-(
Just sign off... sign off and go lie down.
I am so ashamed right now, I actually thought this was funny when I posted it. I am so pitiful right now, I feel like teenweek.
Turn up the bus stereo! :banana:
Edited By LunaBabe on 1045691206
Yeah so, hahaha I was just jokin... FOOLED YOU!!!
hush li'l gonzo don't say a word.... danked is gonna let you burgle his turd....
Finally someone less funny than me.
:thumbs-up: glad i could help :fuggin:
It gets worse, I am listening the Justin Timberlake.... AND I LIKE IT!!!!
I need help, help me, me hlpe, help me!!!!
I have a hammer...will that help? :clueless:
why, do you want me to NAIL you, hahahahahaha
get it, hammer, nail, hammer bang nail...
ok, really.... go to bed now...
Oh boy.... :disappointed:
The hammer nails stuff, get it?
Oh dear.... :disappointed:
NAIL you, like in have sex.
But it's a play on the hammer, cause a hammer bangs in nails.
I coulda also used BANG as my punchline, now ya get it?