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I swear if I get another email about a dead kenyan I am going to their country and rape all their Zebras. I'm serious... I mean it I really will!!! Don't test me on this. I will do it.

Does anyone else get these? The general premise is this. Dead kenyan. With me so far? Legal representation for dead kenyan tries to get you to set up a bank account for transfer of millions of dollars for which you will receive a percentage. Sure, why not.. how about I set up a bank account for you, give you access to all my personal info, and while I'm at it you can fuck my sister and finish off the last of my Ben and Jerry's in the freezer.... that sound good to you? Dumb ass. I get like 4 different incarnations of this a week.

Quote:DEAR WHITEY CRACKER,

REQUEST TO TRANSFER THE SUM OF US$25,000,000.00
INTO YOUR PRIVATE/COMPANY’S ACCOUNT:

I approach you most honourably for a mutual business
transaction. I am INSERT SHWOOGIE NAME HERE, the Accountant
General of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.
I have been given the opportunity to be appointed as
the Accountant General after several years of active
service. Now, by virtue of my present office
and position, it is an opportunity for me to have a
share of the hugecrude oil money which many top
Military personnel of the past regimes had used my
predecessors in the past to achieve their personal
interest without any benefit toward them. Following
this development, I now have an accord with a top
officer of the Finance Ministry to remit the sum
of US$25,000,000.00 (Twenty five Million United States
Dollars) to your nominated foreign account, hence we
as civil servants do not have the right to acquire
foreign account while in service. I therefore request
you to kindly allocate any account of your choice with
all necessary particulars to enable me to forward it
to the Central Bank of Nigeria for onward release of
fund transfer approvals in your favour. The
security of this information should be treated
with utmost confidentiality and not to be disclosed to
a third party.

Thanking you in anticipation.

Yours faithfully,

SOME SHWOOG TRYING TO SCAM YOU

ENOUGH ALREADY!!! I have gotten like 40 different incarnations of this ranging in everything from dead army generals to dead oil tycoons. anyone else get these? what's the scam here? I have to be missing something.

.... I think some lady got arrested for participating in one of these scams... I seen em... I was intrigued at first... then I just went to the next e-mail from my friend Chrissy, who seems to have set-up her new webcam at her sorority, and wanted to have me check it out...

Before you do that... I am willing to negotiate on the price of my sister and ice cream.

This works. This dude from my hometown did it and is now wicked loaded.

:rofl:

I don't understand ... what do they want to do? send you money ... for doing what :clueless:

This is why I have junk mail filters. It's not as good as getting e-mails from girls you don't know telling you she would love you more if you stopped going bald.

All you have to do is give them your bank account number so they know how to wire the money. And you need to pay for their overhead so they can get the money to you. You don't expect them to pay for everything do you?

:rofl:

Bill Gates is reading this thread, and is tracking a new email software. They are going to give you a free trip to disneyworld if you forward it to 50 people.

OMG I HOPE THEY DONT START CHARGING FOR IM'S!!!!

You're going to start getting charged long distance for using the Internet. It's true.

godspeed :thumbs-up:

every day I get an e-mail about getting a bigger dick

Surprise surprise. I just got another one.

Quote:ATTENTION: DIRECTOR, -

How are you today together with the members of your
family? Hopefully well. Your may be surprise to
receive this letter from me since you do not know me
personally. I am ANOTHER SCAMMING SCHWOOGIE the son of A MAN WHO IS MOST LIKELY NOT MY REAL FATHER , who was recently murdered in the land dispute
in Zimbabwe. Before the death of my father, he had
taken me to Johannesburg to deposit the sum of
US$15.5Million {Fifteen Million Five Hundred Thousand
United States Dollars}, in one of the security
companies, as if he foresaw the looming danger in
Zimbabwe. This money he told me that he planed using
it for the past Zimbabwe election campaign on 13th of
March 2002, but unfortunately he was murdered before
the election.

This money was deposited in a box as germ stones to
avoid much demurrage from the Security Company. This
land problem come when Zimbabwean president Mr. Robert
Mugabe introduced a new Land Act reform which wholly
affected the rich white farmers and some few black
farmers. This resulted to the killing by Zimbabwean
war veterans and some lunatics in the society. In
fact, a lot of people were killed because of this land
reformed Act for which my father was one of the
victims. After his funeral my family and I ran out of
Zimbabwe to South Afrca where this money was deposited
to secure our life and invest here in South Africa.
But we experienced a lot of difficulties due to we are
staying as asylum seekers {refugee}. We are not
allowed to operate an account or run any business here
in South Africa. I was advised by the attorney who
helped my late father deposit the money with Security
firm and a banker to look for a realible trust and
honest foreign partner who would assist us transfer
the money out of this country for investment.

etc, etc etc

maybe you should just use another email address?

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As for changing my email adress, they fucking found my other one too. I can't get away from the dead africans. Brothers worldwide always running a scam.

I get spam up the ass like everybody else, this dead african thing just strikes me as weird.



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Send them some of those gook ass skirts.