ok... now everybody shhhh...
...but pay attention... i know this guy on the outside & i can get you practically anything you need... well, within reason, of course...
anyway.... as a sign of my good faith, i'll leave all of you some goodies to divide up amongst yourselves.... here's a carton of Marlboro Reds, my slightly used copy "Fear & Loathing..." & a box of Tojan Latex Condoms.... now please, don't fight over anything...there will be plenty of stuff available... just pool your resources, decide what you really want & i'll be back to get everyone's complete shopping list... and remember... hush-hush... :poke:
pssstt.....chocolate....don't forget the chocolate, man...
i'll have sex with female inmates (provided they can supply me with a picture of themselves and i approve first)
I accept bribes... :lookatme: :lookatme:
Quote:** ahem **
oh... excuse me Officer Goat... did you drop this ;-)
...it must be yours... no one else has a need for money in here.... perhaps you should go to the Executive Suite & count it... you know... just to make sure it's all there... :fuggin:
Quote:i'll have sex with female inmates (provided they can supply me with a picture of themselves and i approve first)
pffft!
neak:
I'm probably not "good enough" for you, Keyser-poo.....
Quote:I accept bribes... :lookatme: :lookatme:
How about a nice hot poker up the jacksie? :firebounce:
actually, I was gonna offer up my services to help bring in the contraband - all I would ask for in return would be some :fuggin: :fuggin: :fuggin:
and yes, all my $$ is still there, locked up in the Executive Vault :thumbs-up:
Luna... this is the best i could do under the current conditions... sorry
what's that Shadow... bad HTML skillz???
...now scramm before i get my brute squad to pound you into ketchup.... :poke:
doesn't the fact that there are like 6 people in the Hole & not one of them has replied to you topic, tell you anything... you can't really be that dense, can you???
...now go play someplace else so the adults can talk...
***note to goatweed - if he continues this sillyness, please toss him in Cell #2... there'll be something nice mixed in with your check again this week... thanks goat :thumbs-up:
Quote:Luna... this is the best i could do under the current conditions... sorry
:loveya: :loveya:
slim jims
and cherry pop tartz
Quote:i accept bribes
how about a nice shank mofo
we don't make dealz wif <span style='font-size:15pt;line-height:100%'>da Man!!</span>
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Tomato boy... target=new should have been target="new"
Dumbass :disappointed:
ahhh... for Mr. DGW...
...and some...
Quote:<a href="http://www.cdih.net/cgi-bin/TheBoard/ikonboard.cgi?act=ST;f=8;t=5927" target="new">I've got something you all want...</a>
EDIT: I put the "" in...still didn't work...
Ahem...
huh? Whatchou talkin bout?
so whatz the cost
i have to fine ladies in the cell with me
or you could have Skitch
im pimpin in this cell mofoz
Quote:huh? Whatchou talkin bout?
Your shit is broke...