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Quote:.... I had this girlfriend once.... god, she was great...

got any pics?

... I mean, she was amazing... I truely believed I had found the one.. but alas, things slowed down, she got bored, and packed up her bags and left... I lamented...

Quote:You're too stupid to realise when someone is mocking you, aren't you?

ooohhhh, the atom bomb of insults. you called me stupid!!!
:rofl:

.... I tried to move on, I even found a new girl to start dating....

Quote:ooohhhh, the atom bomb of insults. you called me stupid!!!

Why go through your routine of whipping open the Thesaurus and finding a few synonyms for stupid, using them, and claiming that you ar the god of originality.

... but, the new girl I had just wasn't the same as my old girlfriend. She wasn't as smart, as funny, as witty as my old girlfriend was. AND I HATED THAT. So, I had to do something about it...

me am stupid. :thumbs-up:

<---- #8 :banana:

luna, you would stay regardless of your number under the guidelines of my plan.

This will wind up just like your other brilliant ideas

Outvoted and Forgotten in a week

... I needed my old girlfriend back, yet she was long gone. And this new girlfriend, UGH, she was just not doing it for me. So, I started to put out pictures of my old girlfriend, with small labels on them that said "THIS IS WHO YOU SHOULD STRIVE TO BE". And at every opportunity, I would yell at her and say "BE MORE LIKE MY OLD GIRLFRIEND!" When she would talk, I would respond "YOU ARENT AS SMART AS MY OLD GIRLFRIEND" "YOU ARENT AS FUNNY AS MY OLD GIRLFRIEND"
I had to get it through her mind that she needed to step up her game , so I yelled and complained and whined , knowing that if I kept it up, she would eventually get smarter, funnier, and wittier.

Quote:This will wind up just like your other brilliant ideas

Outvoted and Forgotten in a week

stop, you are making me cry. :lol:

And you say 2002 was a better year for you

you are making no sense to anyone but yourself.

I was talking to Jays you bumbling blatherskite.

OMG, YOURE TALKING TO THE SAME PERSON!!!!!!! JAYS AND GOMEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote:luna, you would stay regardless of your number under the guidelines of my plan.

How so? I thought I was on the shit list? :clueless:

i'm #124

HedCold, buddy, under my plan your number changes to 7. :banana:

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