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Quote:I am indeed, missionary all the way right

No

Missionary is for bored housewives from Utah whose only purpose is the be a baby making machine

Quote:No

you're not giving me much to work with here :disappointed:
how can we have a proper name calling if you don't keep up your end

speaking of keeping it up ... 5 mins tops

Quote:speaking of keeping it up ... 5 mins tops

Please, even Sting envies my amazing stamina

Quote:you're not giving me much to work with here
how can we have a proper name calling if you don't keep up your end

I'll try harder next time :-)

Quote:Please, even Sting envies my amazing stamina

"I got mine, forget her" is something speedy men tell themselves so they can sleep at night

Quote:I'll try harder next time

WELL!!!! whip it out :disappointed:

Quote:"I got mine, forget her" is something speedy men tell themselves so they can sleep at night

Yes, they are also the type who don't have long term relationships, unlike my fantastic record of 2 relationships that both lasted a total of nearly 5 years

Quote:WELL!!!! whip it out :disappointed:

You tell me to whip it out and are disappointed

I'm going to go cry now, I hope you're happy

ewww, now you break out relationships ... DOOOOD you suck at this

5 yrs .... but you're like 20, right
HS doesn't count, did you give her your pin & go steady too

Quote:HS doesn't count

It does if you don't go to the same school

Quote:ewww, now you break out relationships ... DOOOOD you suck at this

I was merely pointing out that I am such a stud that I kept 2 women around for years, it's scary really

Quote:did you give her your pin & go steady too

Yes :-(

Quote:It does if you don't go to the same school

Canada right

Quote:such a stud that I kept 2 women around for years

where to begin ...
dood, 2 does not make a stud
years ... that just means you were whipped into thinking the first cooze that comes running up is the one to go with

Quote:I don't leave because of spineless, little dorks who find themselves to be god's gift to comedy, I've seen to many of them, all of them are the same, all talk with nothing to back up, they are the nameless nobodies who slink through life because nobody takes them seriously. Don't even try and deny it, or wait, no you'd quote that, say I saw through you and post the rolleyes emoticon right? Such brilliance and originality is rarely seen these days. You're a nobody to me, someone who makes the time during phone calls from clients slightly more entertaining with his little tirades.

i didnt read this.

Quote:Canada right

No

Quote:dood, 2 does not make a stud
years ... that just means you were whipped into thinking the first cooze that comes running up is the one to go with

I had them wrapped around my little finger, when I said suck they asked HOW LONG

Quote:I had them wrapped around my little finger,

memory lasp ... you thought it was your little finger, but it was really your little buddy

Quote:when I said suck they asked HOW LONG

they had to catch it on the fly, as soon as they touched it you shot off

Quote:they had to catch it on the fly, as soon as they touched it you shot off

I now see your little plan, you are so infatuated with me you hope in a fit of rage I will come and give you the ultimate night of pleasure

I'm not falling for it missy

Quote:ultimate night of pleasure

there's a 3 position minimum, I'll send you a book so you can study up first

Quote:I'm not falling for it missy

thanks Grandpa Joe, should I go milk the cows now

Quote:there's a 3 position minimum, I'll send you a book so you can study up first

I wrote that book, so there is no need, you would be worn out from pleasure after the first hour and would be begging me to stop

Quote:thanks Grandpa Joe, should I go milk the cows now

Into roleplaying huh?

Quote:you would be worn out from pleasure after the first hour and would be begging me to stop

aaaaaaaaaahhahahahaah you're killing me ..... "pleasure"
what are you gonna do ride in on a white horse, sprinkle flower petals on the bed & and try to brush my hair first

If that's your thing then sure

I aim to please

this is going nowhere :disappointed: you just accept the insults like a good little lap dog, show some bite man!

I think my brain is bleeding

Quote:I aim to please

kiss my ass ...... no really :moonie:

Quote:this is going nowhere you just accept the insults like a good little lap dog, show some bite man!

More fantasies? I retract my previous statement, you might last an hour and a half

Quote:kiss my ass ...... no really

Your legs were quivering with anticipation when you typed this, weren't they?

Quote:quivering with anticipation

dry heaving with disgust?

Quote:dry heaving with disgust?

I bet your underwear is steaming right now as thoughts of me are dancing through your head

Your obsession with me is flattering, really.