CDIH

Don't worry, it's not a threat to you

Mickey Blue Eyes

For get about it.
No No No...like this...FO git abowdt
For get about it.

I got this dress at a thrift store for one dollar.

It's a bridesmaid's dress. Someone loved it intensely for one day, then tossed it. Like a Christmas tree -- so special, then, bam -- it's abandoned on the side of the road, tinsel still clinging to it...

Like sex crime victims, underwear inside-out, bound with electrical tape.

The preferred nomenclature is Asian American

Ali G in Da House:

Big up to...I never thought I'd say this...East Staines...
Come on now let us do what Biggie and Pac never could...stop the hatin and bring the East and West together...

Yeah I know jesus, the nigga owes me 12 dollars.

Rowdy Rody Piper:
I am here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I am all out of bubble gum.

Devito in Jewel of the Nile:
Your ass is grass and I'm the lawnmower!

Quote:Devito in Jewel of the Nile:
Your ass is grass and I'm the lawnmower!

heh heh - i watched that on saturday :thumbs-up:

You are a fucking ugly bitch and I want to stab you to death and play with your blood.

"Hello"

Damn, it was so good in so many movies...

You take your pick of the one in which you liked it best.

he has a certain, as the french say, i dont know what.

"Let's have some dolphin-safe tuna and maybe talk this over"
"Uh...no."....*kicks sand in his face*

all from Raising Arizona:

Hayseed in the Pickup: Son, you got a panty on your head.
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Gale: Why ain't you breast-feeding? You appear to be capable.
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Gale: Alright ya' hayseeds, it's a stick-up. Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground.
Old Man in bank: Well, which is it young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? Mean to say, if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'ma gonna be in motion. You see--
Gale: Shut up!
Old Man in bank: Okay then.
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Evelle: Awfully fine cereal flakes ya got, Mrs. McDonough.
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FBI Man: Was the boy wearing any jammies?
Nathan Arizona Sr.: Of course he was wearing his jammies nobody sleeps naked in this house.
FBI Man: Well could you describe the jammies?
Nathan Arizona Sr.: I don't what is Damn jammies looked like...they had Yodas and shit on them.

Quote:"Hello"

Damn, it was so good in so many movies...

You take your pick of the one in which you liked it best.

Crazy People

Quote:"Hello"

Damn, it was so good in so many movies...

You take your pick of the one in which you liked it best.

Jerry McGuire?


Val Kilmer:"Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, when he said, "I drank what?"

John Leguizamo:"I hope you get violated! ...By pig monkey men in the woods!"



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Crazy Earl: These are great days we're living, bros! We are jolly green giants, walking the earth with guns. These people we wasted here today are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we're gonna miss not having anyone around that's worth shooting.

Mein fuhrer, I can walk!!!!

"Cock-Balls!"
- Frank the Tank

FREAK!!!! - duce bigalow