CDIH

thought you would really like this:
peace offering

i get it.

That's cold.

I chuckled

I feel dirty now

what? i was just trying to be nice. i thought guys like him liked Springsteen.

if slash was still posting here he may have called shenanigans.

slash who?

fickle.

I ran Slash off the board

so you're back to the love part of your relationship with arpi?

are you gonna grow a furry goatee now lyricalmaynard?

No

I was hoping to start the love fest with you, but you shunned me by turning down the mansion I offered you

Your lies sicken me, I asked and you offered me a lonely stay in some fabled xanadu when all I wanted was to hang with you. You said that you would be too busy "Working".

wheres the kwan?

Yes, so rather than restrict you to my dingy little apartment I offer you a nice house in the burbs you could hang out while I'm at work

There's even a dog you can play with, Eagen, he's totally cool.

You're watching Jerry Macguire too?

im all about personal attention

WHEN THEY CALL YOU SHRIMP I AM OUT THERE DEFENDING YOU!!!!!

Do you want this jacket? I don't need it. I'm cloaked in failure!

Did you know the human head weighs 8 pounds?

did you know that bees and dogs smell fear?