CDIH

Gonzo has commissioned me to start new threads,
at 50$ a topic.

let him know you appreciate his love.

worth every penny, just like A Rod.

K Rod.

I am holding out for $75 for polls,
I think they tend to generate more excitement.

polls are punches in bunches, they are just light taps that never score a knockout. Arpi is the king of polls anyway, you know this.

He is quantity over quality.
my polls elicit true board euphoria.

Pish Posh.

I can't waste the board donations like that. What will tomato boy say? I framed his loving letter and all.

I am wounded my demands were met with "Pish Posh"
that is very demeaning,


I am humbled.

How bout a custom status for 10 new threads and a promise I will stop sending you love letters on PM?

:clueless:

Quote:my polls elicit true board euphoria.

stomach pains, throwing up & passing out

I don't mind the love letters in PM's, I mind the mass PM's when I don't reply instantly.

I don't see <s>my</s>... the board members money going to good use yet.

Quote:stomach pains, throwing up & passing out

sounds like Ladi is blaming her morning sickness on me.....
just part of the price for hot anonymous pinball action Ladi.

This thread isn't worth 50 pesos.

I smell a 50 cent joke in here somewhere.

TILT! :-p

I am not current enough to make the joke,

I have a great "fat boys" joke I am ready to use.

You awe me with your simplicity sometimes, it gets my juices flowing.

I don't wanna get you too excited,
but I have worked an eclair a quarter of the way into my ass....

That will get you 12.50.

I'm going back to bed

John Cena: I'm a whole dollar, you're nothin but 50 Cent...

I'm all about a dollar, what the fuck is a 50 cent? - Jay-Z.

Fuck John Cena.