CDIH

Today jack awoke me in the morning and served me a nice fresh cup of coffee in bed. I ruffled my feathers and managed to get out of bed, which is so comfortable. I went to the bathroom and relieved myself, I greeted baker with a slap across his grill as I passed him in the hall.

Jack made pancakes for breakfast, they were so yummy. I most thoughrougly enjoyed them, then I put my plate in the sink. I "accidently" dropped my fork and baker was kind enough to pick it up, then I greeted him once again with a knee to his throat.

Jack has planned out a fun filled day for us today, I am all dressed and ready to claim this feeble town as my own. I am so glad I am here visiting with my bestest buddy jack. I can't wait to greet baker several more times before lunch.

(Note: this is not a summary of actual events, yet they are an accurate description of what could have been.)

This is beyond gay

Thanks for your critique, next time I want your opinion i'll read one of arpi's old posts.

At what point during the day would you and Jack have given eachother manual release?

Where does Tricia worm her way into all of this?

Quote:This is beyond gay

agreed - pancakes are gay. Scrambled eggs and bacon, now that's good eatin' :banana:



Edited By goatweed on 1047917449

Quote:At what point during the day would you and Jack have given eachother manual release?

Thanks for the tequilaesque response and proving my suspicions.

did you have to spend all night bolstering jacks fragile ego?

I'm sure that would sting if I knew who it was, alas I do not

I'm sure you and Jack would've made quite the manly couple skipping through town together holding hands

Arpi, control your puppy.

dont belittle the gomez. he is his own man

this is delicious reading!

Quote:dont belittle the gomez. he is his own man

I know there is no way you posted that with a straight face.

i had no trouble posting with a str..........LOL! ok, you got me.

Quote:Where does Tricia worm her way into all of this?

i didn't worm, i was invited :-(

i need more updates!!!!!!!!!

I kid cause I :loveya: , Tricia.



Edited By Danked on 1047938895

i need a vacation :-(

I bet Gonzo was going to leave you here for some "special" time with Jack

Gee, I cant wait for tomorrows update. Maybe Jack will give ya a nice massage before breakfast. Or maybe a peaceful stroll in the park to work off the pancakes.
Faggittt.