In this thread LZ will tell you the most impressive premium product with which to line your shelves.
endorsement is not for QUALITY,
but for snob appeal....
first Item up,
Bottled Water.
What the Hell are you talking about?
LZ is being mean and not playing,
he is a man of leisure,
who has devoted himself to enjoying the finer things in life,
and telling anyone who cares to listen all about it,
he is a wealth of consumer knowledge.
do you think you have the storehouse of consumer Q ratings,
that resides in his otherwise empty head,
but go ahead and try,
bottled water,
what do you drink when you try to impress.
i am sorry to have to do this but....
this thread sucks (© Arpi 2001, 2002, 2003)
Arpi,
I hate you,
this thread hinges upon LZ's cooperation,
please give it a chance.
ken........shouldn't you be pestering female board members for their phone #s through PMs because your life and marriage are a fiasco?
come on LZ,
bottled water.....
what the Hell is wrong with you?
wow, this was a real cluster f
you are so not the golden god of new threads
cluster fuck does seem to fit....
I thought for sure LZ would play.
oh well....
highland spring water from scotland
4 bux for less then a liter
mmmmmmmm,
ok, maybe DGW can wrestle the crown off LZ,
maybe DGW has what it takes to become a kept man as well.
Scotch?
i've got a more highbrow bottled water. It comes in a tall glass cylinder, i forget the name. totally impractical and non-portable. the glass was cool enough looking that my ex used it to put hold flowers in her bathroom.
johnnie walker blue
my bud also drinx some shit called cordon bleu
Quote:i've got a more highbrow bottled water. It comes in a tall glass cylinder, i forget the name. totally impractical and non-portable. the glass was cool enough looking that my ex used it to put hold flowers in her bathroom.
VOSS
i keep pennnies in the botttle. when i had a bottle at work, people kept asking me what the Hell i was drinking & didn't want to believe me that it was just water.