What do me and Elizabeth Smart have in common?
Neither of us have a hymen.
Hi. I am looking for Mr. Closeoff, first name Oliver.
This one actually worked in a crank call.
If you don't understand.....
<table><tr><td bgcolor=black>Oliver Closeoff=All of your(her) clothes off</td></tr></table>
Edited By Ronin on 1048181625
What does Galt have in common with the Red Army?
they had his girl too.
Edited By Ken'sPen on 1048181798
I think I'm going to call my mom and tell her I love her.
why is galts ex-girlfriend like a doorknob? everyone gets a turn
Zing!@
Arpi and Elizabeth Smart each receive anal.
it doesnt make me a bad person
Michael J Fox is losing control of his bodily functions.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHRAHAH
why is that funny Galt? :disappointed:
Quote:Michael J Fox is losing control of his bodily functions.
he is also losing control of his bodily fluids, all over galt's girl's face.
FN, you are not REALLY a mod,
thus you must contribute MORE in a post than a smilie.....
Quote:he is also losing control of his bodily fluids, all over galt's girl's face.
Now that's better.
What is the difference between Galt and Luna?
Luna got a new dog, Galt still hasn't replaced his whore girlfriend!
what's the difference between a light switch and Galt's ex girlfriend......
Galt can turn on the lightswitch.
Quote:FN, you are not REALLY a mod,
thus you must contribute MORE in a post than a smilie.....
ok... well i forget how the joke goes... but i remember the punchline was "Ken'sPen" :lol:
Quote:ok... well i forget how the joke goes... but i remember the punchline was "Ken'sPen"
I think the joke was,
What does FN's breath smell like?
OK that was lame but I was going for speed.
Edited By Ken'sPen on 1048185190
Why is it called Baghdad?
Because a lot of dads will be placed in bags. And when that's through US soldiers will rename the city Bangmoms.
i don't get it...