I'm gonna try that next time I get stoned.
Maybe I'll get more stoneded.
Get her something really pink and frilly like for a little girl.
Maybe Little Mermaid PJs or a Hanson poster Or some PG rated annoying shit DVD.
Anything that treats her like a little kid. They hate that shit.
I have 40 thousand tampons no applikator
You think she will mind that there is no applikator?
Who is chocolate faced man in Beverly Hills Cop?
get one of your old, plain t-shirts & write "slut" across it with a marker
or preferably .. "daddy's little slut"
Get her a 5 year subscription to Highlights for Kids magazine.