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My friends sister is having her sweet 16 and for some odd reason I'm invited, I figure he'd relish the chance to mack his sisters 16 year old friends, but I guess not. The family has always been cool but goddamn if I don't hate the sister, but I would still feel bad bringing nothing.

So I come to you for help, what should I buy for this 16 year old, slutty, stupid bitch?

I care not for your sister,
it is Danked's that owns my heart.

A box of Condoms
Clearasil
Shampoo
Chicken Soup for the Teenage Soul
How to not be a tramp for dummies

OH MAN, JACK IS ON FIRE TODAY! :burnfucker:

OH MAN, I DOUBLE POSTED



Edited By WhackBagKid on 1048718571

Quote:Don't <s>question</s> patronize me. I am an Administrator

:angry:

:rofl:

ARE YOU FROM TENNESSEE, BECAUSE YOU ARE THE ONLY 10 I SEE!!!!!!! :bouncer:

write that one down jack :thumbs-up:

Stop making fun of me. I'm going to cry damnit.

:high five:

god dammit!!!!!!!

Ok. I added your high five smilie. Try it again.

Guess who wins the most obvious post award today?

$20-$25 gift certificate to bath and body works or the body shop.

always works for 16 year olds.

:mooch::

don't start.

or gomez will get uppity again.

:-(

Pssssssst.... he's gone now. ;-)

I don't like this chick, I want to get her something but preferably something that will

a) embarass her

and

b) further her hate for me

A couple of bottles of douche should do the trick.