CDIH

Look, nothing is fucked, here, man.

I am the walrus.

Now that is just ridiculous, Dude. Nobody is going to cut your dick off.

Life does not start and stop at your convenience you miserable piece of shit

nice marmit

I'm sorry your stepmother is a nympho.

Uh... I"m just gonna go find a cash machine.

Yes, Walter, I think there is a hidden message here. It's "FUCK YOU, WALTER, LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!" Yeah, I'll see you at practice on Wednesday.

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

I don't like your jerk-off name, I don't like your jerk-off face, I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, Jerk-Off.

I KILL YOUR FUCKIN CAR!!!!

Keep your ugly fuckin' goldbrickin' ass out of my beach community.

Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax... You're goddamn right i'm living in the fucking past!

Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

"I just dropped in, to see what condition my condition was in..."

this is not 'nam. this is bowling. there are rules

I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.

That rug really tied the room together, did it not?

Fuck you man. If you don't like my fuckin' music get your own fuckin' cab!

Where's your car dude? Dude where's your car?