We've swaped saliva before.
Not while you were dying.
can you two homos get out of Weird's thread,
she is trying to grovel for me.
Ken... I have something to tell you.
I'm pregnant :-o
ken didn't practice safe sex on his lunch date?
A coat hanger and shop vac should take care of that little problem.
psshaw, I will do the responsible thing,
when she is ready to have our baby,
I will take her to a hotel in Deleware, and we'll toss it in a dumpster.

uicide:
when a woman told me that I was all like "listen bitch, i'll fuckin take a sledge hammer to your gut and then carve out your....
No one ever said that to me actually, I just wanted to be cool. :-(
If it comes out black, we are sooo through.
wait a second,
I know I was a little drunk, but I remember having safe sex,
I swear I thought it was your ass.