Quote:Since when do fat little five year olds prance?
I wasn't actually a fat kid, I was pretty svelt and sexy. Well except for the tiny phallus.
Gee, I wonder what happened between then and now.
Quote:I put on these tiny undies I had, like speedos and pranced around my mom with my hard little schmekel. She laughed at me and said "ohh look it looks like a little button".
:rofl:
Oh my God! The visual!!!!
:rofl:
Just imagine how his mom felt. :lol:
Quote:Gee, I wonder what happened between then and now.
It's a sad depressing story, not as bad as when I wanted to fuck my mom... well the first time.
I used to be so sexy and shit :-(
Quote:Oh my God! The visual!!!!
I have pictures of me in the underwear actually, without the hard on though.
Quote:without the hard on though.
How could you tell?
What is this, pick on gonzo's miniscule almost non-existent penis day?
TOG alert!!!!!!
Quote:This one time...
at band camp!
That was sad, even for you dude.
I hope you are as ashamed as I am for you.
Quote:I used to be so sexy and shit
you still are
sorry gonz...i am drunk as Hell.
that is what a half a bottle of stolichnaya will do to you. :disappointed:
can i have the other half?
Quote:I used to be so sexy and shit
Don't be so hard on yourself
You're still sexy in that kindof different way
Know what I mean?
his smile is the sexiest I've ever seen :loveya:
And the rosiest little cheeks
He's so precious when he's lying on the ground gasping for air.