Psssssh.
Best I can do now is have Weird put her hair in pigtails and have her carry around out little sister's lunchbox. You can touch her.
I can touch weird or the little pigtail?
who has a webcam at their office? A list of things I have noticed:
<ul>A web cam at work
wearing tank tops to work
surrounding plants
her cube-neighbor is never seen
</ul>
This leads me to believe you work for some online stripping company. Is this so?
Weird.
She's all yours.
Get to her before Ken can sully her.
If ken still wants her, I can't do mah nigga like that.
bro's before ho's.
I'll take the little pigtail though, i'll pack her lunch for her.