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because they are hovering

Quote:what if there's a bowl going around, is it ok then?

well yeah of course :fuggin:

at least women don't have to deal with the "starers"....the guy at the urinal next to you and you KNOW full well he is trying to spy your junk while you pee.....guys like that deserve a mouth full of urinal cake :fuckoff:

what is a urinal cake? soap?

i think it's something to get rid of the pee smell.

fancy places put ice in the urinal

Take it from someone who used to clean urinals for a living...Urinal cakes are the hockey puck looking things that keep it from stinking...not sure why fancy places put ice in them.

I hate it when women who are on their period drip and don't wipe it up...skanks! :angry:

:disappointed:

Thanks just lost my dinner.

Quote:I hate it when women who are on their period drip and don't wipe it up...skanks!

Quote:Thanks just lost my dinner.

i hear that mad.


that's fucking revolting. :crackhead:

1. People who hover are the ones that splatter the bowl.

2. Do you really think that thin piece of quite porous paper is saving you from any germs?

Above and beyond that, I agree... no talking in the bathroom, except when at adjacent sinks or drunk at a bar.

To me, it's common courtesy to wipe up your splatter, should you do so. There is no need to mark your territory. Do you do it at home?

I often wonder what kind of people use the bathroom at my office. There are obviously some mouth-breathing bottom feeders with no aim.

Do some people actually enjoy just spraying piss all over the place?

Oh and finally, if you're going to use a stall to take a piss (like a girl), sit down (like a girl) or lift the fucking seat!!!

I get stage fright from time to time... I need a lil privacy to unleash my beast. It makes me uncomfortable when some dude strolls in, whips his dick out and takes a piss into the urinal from 10 feet across the fucking room.

I think the ice just dilutes the piss smell, and washes down the piss as it melts.

I don't like the people who just decide to take a dump on the floor just because the toilet is backed up..... That's some fucked up repugnant shit...

some kid in my high school used to shit on the bathroom floor. these were monster sized too
and once some kid on the baseball team shit in some kids book and we put it back in the locker. :lol:

Quote:I hate it when women who are on their period drip and don't wipe it up...skanks!

ok, that's just wrong.

Quote:once some kid on the baseball team shit in some kids book and we put it back in the locker.

You should have been the shitter. Now you just look like the pussy who stood and watched and laughed....

it would have been too much pressure to get one out. i would have shot blanks

Yeah, farting on a book is not nearly as funny. :crackhead:

i'd get stage fright too. i hate peeing in public.

Quote:I hate it when women who are on their period drip and don't wipe it up...skanks!

That's exactly why hovering is necessary. And if you pay attention and hover in the right place, you won't make a mess on the seat.

You'll find more germs on a door knob than a toilet seat.

Quote:You'll find more germs on a door knob than a toilet seat.

I don't touch the doorknob either, I use the paper towel I dried my hands with to open the door.

Quote:You'll find more germs on a door knob than a toilet seat.

i never touch door knobs