that I do not have a stalker/flunkie and as a mod, I should.
I will be accepting applications in this thread. Please provide a resume and a cover letter detailing your past experience.
While the obvious choice is Metalfan due to his undying love, I would like to hear what the other members have to offer.
But you're my flunkie, bitch.
:high five: nevermind... :disappointed:
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I ain't nobody's flunkie. I'm a free spirit damnit.
Should I be cool and get a flunkie too? I don't need a stalker tho, been there - done that.
stalker.... flunkie.... same thing.
Free spirit my sweaty gunk covered balls, if you want a flunkie you can have one but as long as your remember who owns your ass.
no ... flunkie brings you things, stalker takes you underware & makes a shrine
Quote:Free spirit my sweaty gunk covered balls, if you want a flunkie you can have one but as long as your remember who owns your ass.
The Government? :clueless:
Quote:I OWN YOUR ASS!!!
Can I own his funney then?
Quote:stalker takes you underware & makes a shrine
they also do drive-bys past your house after you've broken up with them for weeks and weeks in hopes of seeing you again - so I hear anyway....
Really? I don't see no fucking branding marks. No hot poker is touching my ass damnit.
Quote:No hot poker is touching my ass damnit.
middle aged & balding?
Lets get this back on topic people. Who wants to be my flunkie?
Just think of the benefits of having someone with power on your side.
Arpi is your flunkie. He uses you for your power.
Sorry but i am gonzo's flunkie I rape steal and kill on his orders
Quote:huh?
I'm sure you're mildly attractive, & gay men aren't picky, you could get a hot one to poke you in the bum :thumbs-up:
I WANT A FLUNKIE DAMNIT.
I'm going to throw myself to the ground and have a temper tantrum in a minute.