Switch with someone for a day?
-Grumpy, just so I could see what a day in the life of a deranged midget is like
-MayMay, to see if he really is the paranoid, man junk obsessed person he comes off as...
Metalfan Wrote:What? what do you mean? That really is a jar of mayonnaise under my desk....
Wow that's so hot
Hmmm....if I was a guy for a day I would so find myself a chick and push her head down....then I would really know what it feels like to be a man. :lol:
PollyannaFlower46 Wrote:Hmmm....if I was a guy for a day I would so find myself a chick and push her head down....then I would really know what it feels like to be a man. :lol:
If its Grump's grandma, just make sure she takes the false toofeses out first....just some helpful advice ;-)
Need any mayo for lunch?
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GonzoStyle Wrote:Is it that simple?
I don't know, but I've noticed most men think it is...
PollyannaFlower46 Wrote:GonzoStyle Wrote:Is it that simple?
I don't know, but I've noticed most men think it is...
Well given with your choices in men, yeah.
GonzoStyle Wrote:Well given with your choices in men, yeah.
Ehh...my taste has improved...at least I hope it has...one more freak experience and I'm going asexual for good.
PollyannaFlower46 Wrote:one more freak experience and I'm going asexual for good.
Bah, go fuck yourself then
:bouncer: :thumbs-up: :fuggin:
Metalfan Wrote:Bah, go fuck yourself then
:bouncer: :thumbs-up: :fuggin:
Hey there's nothing wrong with petting the poodle!
PollyannaFlower46 Wrote:GonzoStyle Wrote:Well given with your choices in men, yeah.
Ehh...my taste has improved...at least I hope it has...one more freak experience and I'm going asexual for good.
Just one more?
What time am I picking you up?
PollyannaFlower46 Wrote:Metalfan Wrote:Bah, go fuck yourself then
:bouncer: :thumbs-up: :fuggin:
Hey there's nothing wrong with petting the poodle!
[movie reference]Looks like you could use a hand[/movie reference]
:lol:
GonzoStyle Wrote:What time am I picking you up?
You're not going to fall asleep on me are you?
And Metal...I don't need a hand, but there is this $100 vibrator that I saw that you could pick up for me
PollyannaFlower46 Wrote:there is this $100 vibrator that I saw that you could pick up for me
Does it make breakfast in the morning for you??!!! How could you spend $100 on that?!
PollyannaFlower46 Wrote:GonzoStyle Wrote:What time am I picking you up?
You're not going to fall asleep on me are you?
And Metal...I don't need a hand, but there is this $100 vibrator that I saw that you could pick up for me
Gah damn, does it cook and clean as well? Give me $100 bucks and I'll hook you up to my car battery :lol:
Metalfan Wrote:[movie reference]Looks like you could use a hand[/movie reference]
:lol:
You went real far back in your superior cinematic well of knowlege for that one, didn't ya?
Hey Ladi Wrote:PollyannaFlower46 Wrote:there is this $100 vibrator that I saw that you could pick up for me
Does it make breakfast in the morning for you??!!! How could you spend $100 on that?!
I didn't buy it, but I'm totally obsessed with it...its from Japan or something. It has like these balls in it and a bunny thats supposed to rub the clit as the other thing vibrates....it seems magical....
GonzoStyle Wrote:Metalfan Wrote:[movie reference]Looks like you could use a hand[/movie reference]
:lol:
You went real far back in your superior cinematic well of knowlege for that one, didn't ya?
GS, my good man....did I say it was an
obscure movie reference....I think not! Had I had Leonard Maltin's guide to the movies, perhaps I could have dredged up a better line....but, alas, I do not
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I'm assuming that's it, but I'm not gonna click on it since I'm at work and don't need to get myself in any more trouble. Is it pink?
PollyannaFlower46 Wrote:I'm assuming that's it, but I'm not gonna click on it since I'm at work and don't need to get myself in any more trouble. Is it pink?
Yes, it is pink. However, it only takes 3 C batteries. If you were a real woman like Ikea, you would be up to 4 D batteries by now, pfffft!