good morning gentlemen :lookatme:
Morning to you lz, have any german bitches show you their snatches lately?
she was from sweden.
she was not a natural blonde :disappointed:
and none have shown me their junk lately :disappointed:
i havent washed my hand since LZ shook it last weekend. :loveya:
maybe my mojo will transfer onto you keyser ;-)
Quote:Morning to you lz, have any german bitches show you their snatches lately?
:bow:
Quote:she was from sweden.
really? I never heard that one before.
know what would be kickass, if that happened on a honeymoon or a vacation with a wife
i was on vacation and my wife was there with me. she laughed.
Interesting story, I can't belive you never shared this with us LZ, for shame buddy.
Quote:Interesting story, I can't belive you never shared this with us LZ, for shame buddy.
:rofl: i know i shared that one in chat. :moonie:
we musta missed that gem.
yeah, you should have told us that one in chat, next time you are in chat, why dont you tell it, for those of us who have never heard it before, k ?
who said sarcasm doesn't work well in text, pffft.
he didnt take a pic, hes a slacker, remember?
so he'd like you to believe. he was fetching moron beers all night at the concert last week. what a pal!
haha hes like the guy in that new wendys commercial! :lol:
puh-leeze....like Mrs. LZ would let him have THAT kind of fun. She so owns his ass :rofl: